Oh my god, that little girl is so damn cute. When her mom asks to her to count to four...*dead*

omg that baby girl is so bold i love her

I could have watched another hour of that precious little girl denying the existence of 4

LBJ wasn’t fat, he just needed a little extra room for his nuts and bunghole!

So witches float and wizards sink?

Unless by ‘white’ they mean ‘goblin’. Yeah, I’m with you. It’s pretty hard to see how people talked about Michelle Obama, an incredibly gifted, accomplished person who did some really good things in her time as first lady, and be like ‘ah well, racism is over in the u.s. boop boop’.

But not homo. kthx

Why do they take off their shirts? To prove they don’t exercise?

not a six pack in sight, you’d think these “genetic perfections” would at least look...fuckable

This may be my one and only chance to use this gif

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

Scientist discover the ideal dance moves for white women

Calling 45 a ding dong is the highlight of my week.

I’m so confused about this. Didn’t they NOT kill the guy they were trying to kill, but kill a bunch of kids? What about that is supposed to be a win?

“Must respond within 14 congressional working days” so... Sometime in June?

I like to think his name was originally Jeck L Hyde and the “editor” of this “book” went “Fuck this, I have toed the line on all the other bullshit but there is no such fucking name as Jeck. Find replace Jack. Fuck you, horny Kindle-owning losers. I went to Harvard. I have a masters in Extremely Difficult Literature.…