Oh my god, that little girl is so damn cute. When her mom asks to her to count to four...*dead*

omg that baby girl is so bold i love her

I could have watched another hour of that precious little girl denying the existence of 4

Then there’s this weird tweet that almost seems like it is out of 50 Shades Darker:

Durr what is this fake news why is there so much Trump in Gizmodo you snowflakes need to get used to it he’s president now you guys never posted this much about Obama her emails are still worse than everything I love Russia.

LBJ wasn’t fat, he just needed a little extra room for his nuts and bunghole!

So witches float and wizards sink?

Unless by ‘white’ they mean ‘goblin’. Yeah, I’m with you. It’s pretty hard to see how people talked about Michelle Obama, an incredibly gifted, accomplished person who did some really good things in her time as first lady, and be like ‘ah well, racism is over in the u.s. boop boop’.

But not homo. kthx

Why do they take off their shirts? To prove they don’t exercise?

not a six pack in sight, you’d think these “genetic perfections” would at least look...fuckable

This may be my one and only chance to use this gif

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

Calling 45 a ding dong is the highlight of my week.

I’m so confused about this. Didn’t they NOT kill the guy they were trying to kill, but kill a bunch of kids? What about that is supposed to be a win?

“Must respond within 14 congressional working days” so... Sometime in June?