I like to think his name was originally Jeck L Hyde and the “editor” of this “book” went “Fuck this, I have toed the line on all the other bullshit but there is no such fucking name as Jeck. Find replace Jack. Fuck you, horny Kindle-owning losers. I went to Harvard. I have a masters in Extremely Difficult Literature.…

Jack Hyde (18 May 1899 – 1982) was an English footballer who played two games in the Football League for Port Vale in 1924.

But moving them into a racially segregated prison system will teach them something? Even non-racist people come out of prison aligned to hate groups because hate groups in prison also keep you from getting beat up or raped.

I’m fine with this, honestly. It sounds like they’re actually going to be forced to sit and think through the dumb shit they did, rather than just be punished blindly and have their prejudices and ignorance fester and possibly deepen. After all, it’s not like sending them to prison would make them any less likely to…

i sent a similar group text. no response.

Everyone else is railing on you being an idiot because this measure would not have prevented 9/11 since the attackers were from none of these countries.

“This couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that these 7 countries currently have states of Civil War occurring within their borders?”

My wife and I have a considerable age difference and we like to play a little game called “When you ____, I was ____” For us, it usually goes something like this “When you tripped acid for the first time, I was learning to use the big girl potty” or “When you had your first period, I was transferring my 401(k) into a…

Not for nothing, but I marched with 6 of my fraternity brothers Saturday.

“It has never been used for the rehabilitation of species. It’s been used for control of the land,”

This — I don’t understand, when these nominees give disqualifying answers like “We might need guns in schools because grizzly bears,” the questioning senator doesn’t follow up incessantly and eventually say out loud that that’s a disqualifying opinion.

His official photo immediately made me think of Vigo

Hey Jezzies! Hope you are all well tonight!

So, over ten years, you will spend $30,000 for t.v.... And Americans wonder why they’re broke..

Or maybe this is just a fun article and you’re thinking way too hard about it?

The only Eastern European State he’d be able to name is Slovenia.

To his point, I just put “Hustle Hard” by Ace Hood on my workout playlist and I’ve been doing drugs and acting promiscuously since.

A good rule of thumb to live by: never put anything you find in Times Square inside your body.

The thumbnail for that YouTube clip, Trump standing next to Don King while a headline declares that he had a good talk with Obama, is pretty much the surest sign that America is over.

Stockings? Did you come of age in the 1920s?