Jury’s still out on the billionaire part. 

Any Jeopardy nerds here?

I was married once. It was on the planet Earth. Since then, fuck that place.

Does this have any implications for transwomen? It seems to me like if five years of estrogen is a cancer risk, 20+ years of estrogen should be even more of one, but I don’t know if the science actually works that way.

this shoe is not ok Maria

Absofuckinglutely not. Hanging a big toe (the worst toe) out there, like a fat grubworm, is just asking to have wild birds attack your feet.

Joe Biden: Sorry, my time is up.

Perhaps, but I’m thinking that he escaped any real accountability for blackmailing adults and raping children for his entire life, up to now, because of his wealth and the secrets he held. (Looking at you, Prince Andrew.) He was meeting with lawyers ten hours per day and still working on bail. He was an old, rich…

Stop being wrong

This whole “binders full of women” thing is a new low for the Republican Party.

YESSSS IT’S 2012! IT WAS ALL A DREAM!

Aside from economic inequality, labor politics and fitness frivolity, your yogurt beat is my favorite beat.

HamNo Yogurt Post!!

Stick to politics. Some of us are just trying to enjoy ourselves by ignoring the import issues of the day and focusing on news. If I wanted yogurt discussion, I’d go to a yogurt site.

I'm glad that THIS is the way he's remembered, if at all. "Sued a blog for reporting on his sexual misdeeds. Next."

BUT...what shoes was Jonathan wearing?!?!?

Also, I definitely thought Billy Ray was Kid Rock at first glance.

I dunno, I think he’s actually kinda rockin’ the medieval bowl cut thing.

I love Timmy and he can do no wrong. All hail his bowl haircut! 

You’re reading it wrong. Trudeau is Melania’s hall pass, and Kim Jong Un is Donald’s.