On my win I would just like to thank Thatcher, for decimating the industry to the point it felt haunted (sounds like a certain herb), the bosses, for being cold monsters, and the co-workers who made it somehow bearable.

Cheers to JezSpin. We’ll never see its like again. 

Also, just in case the comments eventually disappear from Jezebel the same way they did from Deadspin, I just want to thank all of you for making my life better. This has been a truly special place in my life. Long live Jezebel. <3

This was the one that stayed with me long after reading:

Love Clover, Love Jezebel. Long Live Deadspin.

And when Jim Spanfeller dies, his body will hopefully just end up in a landfill.  Call him at 917-881-5965 and let him know what ideas you have!

Finally! Someone on Kinja is covering the World Series. Too bad there’s not a site for that.
Clover, I enjoyed your article. I’d like to discuss one quote:
“there could be three teams out there to make it more interesting.”. Though I’m a baseball fan and I wouldn’t like this, I would like to watch a sport between three…

Thank you, Yttrium.

god i hope so

Finally,

Is baseball the one where one man massages his ball, while another man watches excitedly, stroking his long stick?

My favorite was the “what dress to wear to a wedding” post on Deadspin. I mean, competitive dress one-upsmanship at weddings has always been a thing but, presumably, it’s a sport now.

Bring Back HamNo!

Also, I appreciate that this act of defiance allowed me to read that article about the woman shitting on the floor at a Tim Horton’s, which has the single greatest kinja comment in the history of the site.

Here’s some stories I’d like to pitch to comply with the new mandate:

Evil Bosses, Ranked

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

Would like to take this opportunity to applaud the decision to link out to as many great non-sports stories as possible today:

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Is Evil Week behind the decision for autoplay videos and ads my Chrome can’t stop from playing?