Yeah I can’t believe that one is ranked as most likely? It will be her middle name at most. 

I was already seriously side-eyeing Aunt Becky’s party bus antics and autograph signing, but that belt? No, girl. I have to draw the line somewhere.

Never. In a million years, they will NEVER name their child Diana. They would be out of their minds to saddle their daughter with a name containing as much baggage as ‘Diana’. AND, if the child does become a princess, what then? The *new* PRINCESS DIANA? Uhh, no. Never. They will never do that.

Also known as POSOTUS!

Students should show up for the class wearing “Believe Sexual Assault Survivors” t-shirts and wait for Brett to melt down screaming “I LIKE BEER!!!” over and over.

It was originally announced that the law school was to be named Antonin Scalia School of Law but they changed it when it was (immediately) pointed out by everyone on the internet that the acronym spelled ASSoL. How good is that?!

They didn’t omit anything, they shared a tweet.

Yep, if you don’t come out “woke” from the womb, you’re doomed forever. There is no such thing as education, personal growth, evolution of ideas Just like evangelicals condemn science because scientists update their theories as they gather more facts, we must condemn Taylor Swift for updating her opinions

I was very moved by her story, and very glad I’m not alone.  Someday this country will truly have a level playing field that will give people with less as fair a shot as people with more.

I have read worse poems.

Sent pamper diapers across the pond sounds and looks like #sponcon.

This sounds way better than my bath salts themed baby shower.

Meghan, stay out of this. We’re talking about you, not to you.

I knowI know this is morbid but mymom has a hospice social worker and all I want to do is buy an old Victorian Mansion in Maine and fill it with terminally ill dogs that I can just give lots of steak to and to keep very very comfortable. I don’t particularly want terminally-ill dogs, but I just feel like since they…

Buy an island and fill it with rescue dogs.

Here’s a deal, Mike. For every year your evidence and testimony gets someone named Trump or Kushner imprisoned, you get thirty days taken off your sentence. If any of them get hanged for treason, a year taken away. That seems fair.

It’s incredibly obvious that there is some cognitive decline. Listen to how he speaks now compared to how he spoke when he was in 40s and 50s:

Mr Washington seems to have forgotten about the Fair Sentencing Act of 2010 and the numerous criminal justice reforms that Obama did and attempted.  Guess which party opposed it?

Crabs in a barrel, crabs in a barrel. All skin folk Ain’t your kin folk. Bye Isiah you ain’t shit and never was. Enjoy your ascension to minstrel show performer.

I voted for 44 twice.