It’s also highly doubtful that the other 149 passengers got a private room at LAX in which to cool their heels while waiting for their replacement flights. Chrissy is indeed charming, but it’s easier to be so charming when living such a charmed life, isn’t it?

I am not even slightly hearing impaired and I can safely say that I have never understood a single word spoken over an intercom in an airport.

Everyone misses the joke at some point. Get over it.

she’s selena gomez’s friend who donated her kidney to gomez

You’d think! But it was a case of Young And Dumb - I had a buttcrack-of-dawn flight from the east coast with a 4am taxi, and I decided I’d just stay up all night and sleep on the plane. Except I didn’t actually sleep, I just kinda dozed fitfully and I was -not- operating on all thrusters when I got to my layover in…

I was boarding a Southwest flight once and the person in-front of me had their ticket keep scanning red and making a “broken glass” sound. They scanned it 3 times and eventually just said “oh well” and let the passenger board anyways. I always wondered about that.  

You need to just take the L and move on.

She was clearly joking.

From what I can tell she’s a model/’posts her entire life on Twitter for some reason’ person.

Bobby, you are the only person I’ve seen who has CORRECTLY made the connection to Home Alone 2, and I applaud you.

I liked Chrissy’s tweet about how the boarding pass scanner is apparently just a beedoop machine that goes beedoop.

I’ll never understand this. Chris Evans looks like a hundred guys I see on the street every week. He’s nice looking - not unattractive at all, just sort of not memorable. I always thought Jenny Slate was gorgeous.

You’re welcome

That is big of you.

Agree. I saw the interview they vilified her for and it wasn’t controversial at all. If 2017 has proved anything it’s that women in Hollywood are destroyed if they refuse to fall in line. I liked her most recent show. I’m sorry it got cancelled.

I love those cat litter commercials! Her therapist character always hardcore takes the cat’s side—I’m like yeah, you get me, Dr. Cat’s Pride!

I think they’re both beautiful and I love them and they’re my celebrity couple crush and I comment on every single article they’re featured in.

Normally I can’t stand OTT declarations of marital love (or giant blocks of text—would it kill you to use a paragraph break?), but Katherine Heigl’s message was sweet. It probably helps that she starts out by saying she’s sometimes wanted to smother Josh with a pillow in the dead of night, heh heh

Tenner to me sounds similar to tenor which is a male singing voice. Steve Perry, the lead singer of the band Journey, sings in a tenor voice. I then realized that to understand this joke one needs basic knowledge of both classical operatic music and also rock and roll music from the 1980's.

Burning Man is cosplay, really. Cosplay for people who wish things had worked out so they could be adventurous and wild, but they chose money and security instead. And to me, that’s ok. We all have lives we might have lived had things been different, and fantasizing is ok.