I told the checkout girl at CVS “happy whatever” and she seemed to thoroughly enjoy that.

I thought you were talking about the comic strip character. Phooey.

She knew exactly what the fuck she was doing.

“Review” is generous.

Glad I’m not the only one. Loved Titus.

:(

The new books say “a perfect size four.”

She was obviously saying “OMG it’s Robert Pattinson! I loooooove Twilight! Do you think he’ll pet me? Hey Robert! Robert over here! I love you!”

Nothing exciting! I was walking my dog, and she inexplicably started barking at this dude walking towards us. She’s not usually a barker, so idk why she was losing her little damn mind. When he got near us, he just kneeled down next to her and she stopped barking and decided that, actually, he was not a danger and in…

Yeah reads a lot like “here’s what we think at our house but he can’t say it so I will” because seriously, if she published this without his knowledge or approval, she just made him look like a piece of shit while he was managing to fly under the radar.

Yeah, it’s not your fault, because the little snippet above didn’t provide any context, but she was definitely talking about becoming more comfortable with her height here.

It’s amazing what the lack of context can do to a quote, huh?

Well, Emma was in my friend’s classes at Brown and Rob used to frequent the bars in my neighborhood in Brooklyn when was with FKA Twigs. By all accounts, they are both nice and polite people.

What is it we’re supposed to have against Pattinson? Has he done bad things in his previous relationships?

God Kristen is so beautiful

Daily Fail is, naturally, presenting a very different read on Moore’s comments which to me read more about being comfortable about being 5'10" than being a size 6:

I am going against the grain here, and saying that Pattinson and Watson could be a good match. They were both famous at a too-early age, they both seem to have weathered it pretty well, they both have careers as working actors, though Watson is currently more famous than Pattinson. She is smart, he is hard-working.

I’m just here to say that Robert Pattinson was really sweet to my dog once, so in my house, we respect Robert Pattinson. Emma Watson has never interacted with my dog, but she seems like a nice enough young lady. I have no objection to this potential couple.

Or you could use new (or red) potatoes, quarter them, add a little garlic salt, butter and rosemary - roast in the oven

i do potatoes like that all the time.