This is absolute insanity (I can’t believe I read as much as I did). But referring to FKA Twigs as “It” is thoroughly revolting.

Also “stop making me like you after you tried to make “I’m an actress, we’re ambiguous” a thing!

Thank you for sharing your answer.

Shit.

The whole thing is rapid 180s. J LO TURNS 47! BUT ELLEN HAS THE TRUTH ABOUT AGING IN HOLLYWOOD! PRINCE GEORGE IS 3!!! BUT THIS GUY KILLED HIS SON! SHOVE SOME OLYMPICS IN THERE!

I feel bad too. Not to be cruel, but LiLo has embarrassed herself many times over the years and as far as I know she’s never offered an apology like this before. I’m not pointing that out because I think she’s owed us one, because she definitely does not, but it’s striking that this was the “embarrassing” event she…

I found this kind of heartbreaking. I think she still automatically turns outward for validation but now she regrets it.

I think she’s just saying “Sorry I embarrassed myself.” I feel bad for her.

She was getting a fair amount of slack for posting on instagram and twitter about the incident and then asking (demanding?) privacy. I’m pretty sure that’s what the “mixed messages” were that she talks about. It honestly just makes me sad that she feels like she owes the public an apology for that - like she’s such a…

What exactly is Lindsay apologizing for? Bringing her personal problems to instagram? If that’s all it is, I kind of want to hug her right now. She has nothing to be sorry for, and I’m glad she’s somewhere safe.

LOOK! Mother-daughter matching is back in!

That’s the spirit! I am going to go ahead and give you a follow so I can remember to check next Tuesday! I’ll even be sure to give you a rating out of 10 so you can know how well you did and where you need to go from there. Together we will get you in tip top trolling shape so you can move on to the big leagues. I’m…

okay, “mother ducked like weasel” is my new favorite thing.

mother ducked like weasel.

my first album will be called this.

I prefer to think that VOME was supposed to be ‘VOM” rather than “COME”.

No.

Sorry, not sorry: “celebs”

if anything happens to her and you will have no where to hide mother ducked like weasel.

I am dying to slap Timberlake, some people have all the fun.

Is this the whole “Our private life is private” thing that Mila keeps harping about?