I have a lot of bruises because I am extremely klutzy person and I trip over my own feet all the damn time. And this happens when I’m sober, lIke almost every day, multiple times a day. In February I tripped over my dog, fell on my face and broke my nose. And I was sober! It’s a fun trait that runs in my family.

I literally just watched that episode. Bojack Horseman, man. What a fucking show. I need to go find a puppy to cuddle or something now though. That event was surprisingly affecting to me :(

Yes queen! I did have to take a serious I pause before clicking to reveal. had you been a troll I realized this could have ended badly.

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There were a few times when you could see her take a breath to compose herself - she’s a magnificent speaker and you could really see the gravity of her mission and now passionately she believes in it.

I also thought she looked choked up. I think she just gets it - as someone who has helped break barriers already, seeing a woman she and her husband trust and have worked with, do it AGAIN, and to know the impact that could have on her daughters and little girls around the country and the world, that means a lot to…

Michele Obama wins everything. I’m so excited to see what she will do next!!!

DONT GOOOO

Michelle Obama just keeps getting better and better. At everything.

Oh daaaaaaaamn I’ve been saying K’shadow. Kind of like, “G’day ma’am.” “Ah yes, K’shadow to you too.”

That’s not even the issue for me. These colors are so fucking tired. God its like Toofaced Chocolate Bar palette threw up on Naked 1 threw up on Naked 2 and shit out Naked 3 to give birth to Kat Von D’s Shade and Light which ate Kat Von D’s Serpentina and they all stole from MAC. I’m a huge makeup junkie but how many…

Counterpoint: sloths. Game, set, match.

Awww, come on put up spoiler warnings ;)

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After what happened to Sarah Lynn in That’s Too Much, Man on Bojack Horseman I need former child stars to be safe and healthy for about a month. "I really want to be an architect." SOB.

Also, you would hope that the Democratic Party would be on the side of “who gives a fuck if he’s an atheist- will he be a good leader”. You can be a Christian shitheel, and atheists can be good people, but this is casting him as “sneaky Jewish man who really doesn’t believe in anything, ooh look at the heathen!” for a…

Clarification is important. It is a vile act in any case, but the distinction (“Syrian refugee kills woman” vs “man murders partner”) makes a difference in the lives of other innocent people.

If you would’ve told me in 2004 that literally EVERY ONE of of Lohan’s Mean Girls costars would have bigger careers than her in 2016, I’d have said you were crazy. Of course, Trump is also the GOP nominee.

:( You know, I cannot help myself. I want Lindsay to succeed, not fail. It sounds like she has a severe substance abuse problem. She’s just not getting better. It’s sad.

Lindsay’s billionaire boyfriend looks a bit like James Franco, no?