Don’t forget that weirdo torque dip in the middle on the 86.

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I agree.

If the DRL didn’t jut out like that, i think the headlights and overall shape of the front would evoke the MkIV Supra in a tasteful, forward-thinking nod to the past.  Also the center bit that comes forward away from the rest of the bumper, that’s unnecessary.

That’s a good way to simply my pre-coffee word barf comment.

Supra-centric snark aside for a minute, I feel so conflicted about the design.  I love the rear fender haunches, I like the little ducktail on the trunk, and I like the proportions from the side.  But, overall the design feels... disjointed?  It looks like a bunch of good designs were combined into one car because…

if the ST manages to sell, I bet an RS model wouldn’t be a hard sell for the big bosses.

I think it’s weird, but with the way car designs have been getting more and more busy, it could’ve been worse. The front will probably end up growing on me eventually.

If they did, they should’ve kept those little vertical dividers in the grill from the GT.  They could be ‘fangs.’

I don’t understand any of this either. It’s like using stock apps is uncool and alternatives must be used instead.

Oh man... I’m so sad now.

Dear Jalopnik,

They wouldn’t allow free refills if it hurt their bottom line.

Yeah, it looks fine.  Handsome, almost.  It’ll sell well for everyone who doesn’t want an Escalade.

They’ll send him straight to Maxima security prison, no Altima-tives.

WHO WANTS CHOWDA?!

Blue Moon is good stuff.

Three words: Lifetime transmission fluid.

Sweet, thanks for the info! I’m screenshotting your comment for later.

That moonshine drinking contest from Parks and Rec in fruit form.