GLA 45 is best super hot hatch.

I hope you gave Alanis a raise for her exceptional bravery.

It feel like Toyota is trying to meme the Supra at this point, but no one cares because the meme is long dead.

I can’t, I’m squarely in the middle of the two-wheels-bad camp.

In the age where small cars dwarf this car, and trucks are closer to freight trains in size, I’d have an unshakable sense of dread because I will die in a collision.

Oh, it comes with the Hot Wheels car! Sold!

See also: Toyota Supra

I always enjoyed your articles, Ryan.  As long as you dip into the comments like Stef occasionally does, I’ll allow you to leave.

Firefox too, it’s Kinja being Kinja.

That’s why I never signed into my Microsoft account when I first installed Windows 10.  I’ll still modify my registry, just to be safe.

He has a couple albums of big band style music, think Sinatra.  Honestly, he’s pretty good.

Mostly aero, but I imagine that since wagons aren’t cool to most people, companies want to avoid their cars being labeled as such. That’s why they give their wagons funny names.

Hatchback good, giant spoilers better.  Long live the giant spoilers!

Rock on, man.  It’s been a long time since I’ve played guitar with any sort of regularity.  I wish I had more time.

Sheesh, you’re right and I didn’t even notice.  Open wheel racers, these are not.

Don’t worry about it, guitar bro.  My mirror is already dimmed!

Yes, you’re an offender.

I remember when they cost $4 and did jack shit to light up the road, yeah.

Mustang Woman, what is your superpower?

Oh my god that’s amazing.