I wish I was clever enough to come up with a relevant haiku.  Well done.

I’m excited for the VR version, myself.  Cross-platform multiplayer sealed the deal for me.

It’s worth noting that Elder Scrolls Blades is coming to PC and VR as well, so even though it’s marketed as a mobile title, that’s not the only way to play it.

That was my question about testing over the life of the car. Is life of the car considered 10,000 miles, and maybe 1,000 aileron cycles?

And they insist that editorial and commerce are separate GMG entities. Hilarious.

By that logic, I drive an Audi R8 because my GTI also has a DSG.

I can safely say I’ve never seen one in person.

See also: Mansory

I always thought the Kizashi was a handsome car.

I don’t know why they didn’t just call me and accept my offer!

Knock a zero off the end of that price tag and we’ll talk..

I’m gonna go ahead and judge a book by its cover for a second.  The paint job is hideous and makes me wonder where else corners were cut in those extensive chassis and body modifications.

You da real MVP.

Yeah after you say, “Sure I’m very interested,” the next pitch is always about that deposit.

The type of commitment those dealers are looking for is a security deposit, or maybe a credit check.

See, all my sleeping jammies are work tee shirts, because I don’t wear them to the office (I wear them once for a work event and that’s it), and I’m sure as hell not wearing them around town when I don’t have to. I haven’t spent a dime on pajamas in years.

The new emoji aren’t hair colors for existing faces, they’re separate emoji, meaning ginger moustache dude only comes with a moustache and none of the other male emoji faces don’t have red hair as an option.  First world problems for sure, but seriously Apple, where’s the logic there?

My favorite thing about my GTI is the DSG, and I love a lot about that car.

Google is a company that gobbles up all the data it can, from anywhere it can. Google provides services that collect data for them. Why should I trust Google with providing me with a physical security key? What do they gain when I use it?