Long Islander here, I drove through Manhattan once, many years ago, and I will never do it again.

I’m cool with how much I hate it, so the world remains balanced.

Man, Ballaban swooped in and left a giant dookie all over your weekend, didn’t he?

They’re also built by the lowest bidder, meaning parts, materials, and paints are purchased by the manufacturer as cheaply as possible.

The ATS-V sounds bonkers with an exhaust.  Like, bonkers enough to make me want one badly.  Hopefully the sedans continue to come down in price.

While I 100% agree with you (see my profile pic), the GTI is more expensive.

The 911 gets a lot of love on Jalopnik, and that’s good.  What’s bad is that I’m contracting the Porsche bug and I want a 911.  Stop making me shop for 996's and early 997's.

Long Islander here, I’ve been seeing them much more frequently since the summer.  I feel the same way about the interior.

Thanks for the shout out! I love a good Jalopnik pun thread.

Maybe I’ll just replay New Vegas.

You’re making me miss my R56 Cooper S...

That’s what I was hoping for when I clicked on it, and now I’m sad.

Haval of us never heard of this brand?

Flares, maybe?

While I’m sure those two cars have garbage drag coefficients, the numbers are probably fantastic compared to the G Wagen.

My MINI was perfect in that regard. Always got the headlights and windshield spotless.  My Saturn, however, just shot the fluid straight over the entire car.

My old Saturn had pressure washer nozzles on the hood, and somehow it always got the message across when I did this.

No, they won’t refund you, and why should they?  Your purchases were made under conditions that were favorable to both parties.

I love that Forza Horizion 4 changes seasons weekly. Every weekend, when I have the most time for longer sessions, the game is a bit different. I try to keep things interesting on top of that by focusing on different types of racing during different seasons.  Spring and summer mean road racing, fall means…