I always thought the Kizashi was a handsome car.

I don’t know why they didn’t just call me and accept my offer!

Knock a zero off the end of that price tag and we’ll talk..

I’m gonna go ahead and judge a book by its cover for a second.  The paint job is hideous and makes me wonder where else corners were cut in those extensive chassis and body modifications.

You da real MVP.

Yeah after you say, “Sure I’m very interested,” the next pitch is always about that deposit.

The type of commitment those dealers are looking for is a security deposit, or maybe a credit check.

See, all my sleeping jammies are work tee shirts, because I don’t wear them to the office (I wear them once for a work event and that’s it), and I’m sure as hell not wearing them around town when I don’t have to. I haven’t spent a dime on pajamas in years.

The new emoji aren’t hair colors for existing faces, they’re separate emoji, meaning ginger moustache dude only comes with a moustache and none of the other male emoji faces don’t have red hair as an option.  First world problems for sure, but seriously Apple, where’s the logic there?

My favorite thing about my GTI is the DSG, and I love a lot about that car.

Google is a company that gobbles up all the data it can, from anywhere it can. Google provides services that collect data for them. Why should I trust Google with providing me with a physical security key? What do they gain when I use it?

Long Islander here, I drove through Manhattan once, many years ago, and I will never do it again.

I’m cool with how much I hate it, so the world remains balanced.

Man, Ballaban swooped in and left a giant dookie all over your weekend, didn’t he?

They’re also built by the lowest bidder, meaning parts, materials, and paints are purchased by the manufacturer as cheaply as possible.

The ATS-V sounds bonkers with an exhaust.  Like, bonkers enough to make me want one badly.  Hopefully the sedans continue to come down in price.

While I 100% agree with you (see my profile pic), the GTI is more expensive.

The 911 gets a lot of love on Jalopnik, and that’s good.  What’s bad is that I’m contracting the Porsche bug and I want a 911.  Stop making me shop for 996's and early 997's.

Long Islander here, I’ve been seeing them much more frequently since the summer.  I feel the same way about the interior.

Thanks for the shout out! I love a good Jalopnik pun thread.