Me too.  At least my car doesn’t try to blow out my eardrums anymore when I turn on the stereo.

On a recent test drive, my girlfriend plugged her phone in through a USB port, and the car’s user interface immediately began scanning it until it found a song (that she didn’t pick) to play. It was a terrible song, and she had no idea it was still even on her phone.

You’re probably overthinking it.  White, silver, and black are always in the top five most popular colors.  By offering those colors, they’ll sell more cars.

Sooo...

Bumbling summer intern, you keep things interesting and I like it! Are you sticking around long term or is it too soon to tell?

I park in the spot furthest away from my office building for two reasons:

Yeah, I squint all the time too. I hate to be dependent on sunglasses, but I need them. Do you burn in 45 minutes on a typical summer day like I do?

Easily figured out.  Lobbyists.

I like the cut of your jib, friend.

Did you forget your shades that day?

It’s ironic that an SUV led to the requirement that cars have backup cameras regardless of their size.

My first car was a 2000 LS2 with the 3.0 V6. It was purple too. I loved that car.  It was in amazing shape, and I did my best to take care of it.  I never had an issue with it except a dead battery left me stranded (but I was close to home), and the ignition locked up on me once.  I had to replace the entire…

Any car that comes in that metallic orange is okay in my book.

Yeah, god help me, but I don’t hate it.

Should I get a plaid shift knob for my GTI?

Don’t feel bad.  At least you’re not David Tracy, whose cars are literally falling apart.

Oh look, another way for Google to watch us.

Nailed it. TIL that the hybrid variants had the half black, half chrome trim on the windows. I thought it was always either/or.

That’s a timeless look.  Badass.

That baby blue is giving me a crisis, but I had to go with the carbon roof to rid this beautiful car of that dumbass floating pillar.