If you have your Hellcat neutered, it won’t spray as much.

Some damn clever marketing there, “It’s possessed by the Demon.” Good job marketing department.

Oh, she turned me into a newt!

If it’s free, you’re the product being sold.

Because god forbid they actually bother releasing the cheap version.  You know, the one everyone actually wants to pay for.

Please, no.  Spare the Goldfish!

Well done!

Don’t forget us fatties, too.

uBlock Origin is hiding the entire article without it telling me to.  Disabling cosmetic filtering fixes it.  Anyone else having this problem?

Cool Ranch Doritos are my weakness.

A limited re-release of the last-gen FWD V6, 4-speed auto Monte Carlo with little M and burger badges, and no other changes:

VLC is always the answer to, “How can I play this?”

Pour one out for the Nova.

It seems I wasn’t the only one to watch Doug DeMuro’s new video on the Aston Martin Lagonda...

If, “V10 F1 car,” is an option, I’ll consider it.

An idiot.  An idiot CEO who hadn’t consulted his legal team first, because they’d tell him to shut the hell up.

Don’t forget about Jim Bob and Bud rollin’ coal in their lifted pickups. They already solved the noise problem, too.

Seriously, tell the kid to shove it if he/she isn’t happy with the hand-me-down (read: FREE) first car.  Also tell the kid to learn on something with no assistance crap so they actually know how to drive.

Everyone’s too busy on their instachat snapbook boxes.

That drives me nuts.