Man, I remember being a kid and choking to see James Bond movies. Maybe once a year, ABC would show Goldfinger, and I’d go through the roof. Then TBS would do them all over a period of two weeks or so. I would break off social engagements just so I could see them.

Meh. Sounds like someone was itching to write into Dan for a long time, and this “porn problem” seemed like the ticket. Just throw the shit away. Porn is as rare as shit in an outhouse - nobody needs some dead guys wank material. 

I have never bothered to watch this show. Until this last weekend, that is. My wife and I were having a late breakfast and it was on. It was muted, but quite obvious what was going on.

I wish I were M. Night Shyamalan.

Just For Men is not doing Nick any favors. 

School shooting and all mass shootings to be honest seem to be caused by sick individuals, not overly zealous gun owners who would like to be able to hunt and defend themselves when a bad person with a gun shows up.

So, I have to ask: How many publicists did this clear before it was given to Jimmy?

I love the dismiss feature. When someone posts a retort that is as substantial as a fart, I freely use it. Which I will once I know you’ve had a chance to read this.

I know! It was that bad, I couldn’t stand to sit through another ten bloody minutes

Of course I am, and boiling down. I don’t mean to ridicule anyone’s enjoyment of these films. I quite like Kevin Smith as a person (he seems awright), but I’ve never liked his movies. I’ve tried, and I’ve failed. Everything about them feels amateurish, when his aim is clever.

The Odd Couple? The difference between the two would be... height and accent? 

To be fair, none of his output has been exactly great. They’re all cheap films that can reliably turn a modest profit, so they get the green light.

He’s sexy in a 1991 kinda way. Just like Kevin Smith dresses really cool in a 1991 kinda way.

Thanks! Because of your comment, mass shootings will greatly decrease, and I won’t worry about my school age relatives dying in an attack - or me in the workplace, for that matter!

The baby boomers had their duck-and-cover drills to practice avoiding nuclear bomb debris.

This makes no sense, though. He kept saying throughout the years that he “loves the world of Twin Peaks.” If he loved it so much, why would he upend the premise of the show just to troll fans? 

“The David Lynch Variety Hour”is the perfect way of describing it. 

Dunno about that. There is no indication in the letter that the word “vagina” often comes up in normal, everyday conversation. It sounds like, from her retelling, the boyfriend said offhandedly that he didn’t like the way the word sounded.

Yeah, REM always tried to Smiths-like in the morose department. I always got the idea Stipe really wanted to be Morrissey. 

hahaha! I was trying to think of a way to describe him. I couldn’t do better.