Oh, man, I agree with you on the black and white episode. I was so beat down by the time it got to that point. Then, when that aired, I was floored - I felt it could be a turning point. I was excited! 

See? That bit was jarring and absurd, and most importantly, something that Blue Velvet needed. It felt right because it was all of that AND it was organic. Nothing in S3 felt like that in the least bit.

I probably would have enjoyed it somewhat if it were a David Lynch project outside of Twin Peaks. Maybe. But I hated Inland Empire for a lot of similar reasons.

I respect your opinion.

It wasn’t a reboot.

That’s the thing... The sweeping scene, to me, felt so forced. 25 years ago, Lynch could have composed that scene, and it would have felt organic. There wouldn’t be anything substantial to it, but it would feel like the fate of the world hinged on every stroke of the broom. In this, though, it came off as “well, I’m…

Thank you!

sigh.

Speaking of accents, what the hell is Hugh Grant trying to pull off?

Guy Ritchie: rich prat who desperately wants to be Martin Scorsese.

If she hasn’t died from diabetes or a heart attack, she should be alerted

Right, I’ve always disliked clowns. They’ve never been funny. But recently, it’s been oddly cool to say they scare you. 

SORRY! Kevin James.

I feel like it’s very popular these days to “be afraid of clowns” and to hate the word “moist”. 

“First of all, VALUE is correct,” said Dr. Jen Gunter, an ob-gyn and author. “There is nothing disgusting about the word vagina....”

Interesting. What would you recommend if you wanted to watch something funny?

I watched a Kevin Hart comedy bit on YouTube yesterday (the algorithms apparently thought I was choking for his stand up routine).

I tell you, I’m going to avoid seeing this simply because of the title. I’ve had it up to the gills with the fucking Beatles. 

Perhaps something is lost in the process, but I find regular carrots have a slight bitterness to them which is ok. Maybe its in the peeling (I find most peeling to be a huge waste of time). Also, regular carrots are much cheaper.