I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

+1 pity star 

I ate three slices of pizza and drank a sugar-free Red Bull. I nearly threw up twice during the game, but I got shots up and hit six threes.

Qatar is the only real answer, isn't it?

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Sorry, but the correct response was “What is, Annapolis?”

Both groups went on hundreds of escort missions, so that’s a fair mistake.

When told the media was focused on a negative slant, President Trump said Tiger’s mother was actually a wonderful woman.

Martin, meanwhile, laments the foreshadowing and clues layered into early storylines that, when rejiggered, turn into nothing more “dead ends.”

usually the boners aren’t that big when it’s Chile

Barça has a 3-man midfield with the mobility of Andre the Giant circa 2019, a Sergi Roberto/Nelson Semedo platoon at right back, the Catalan Kieran Trippier at left back, the ghost of Gerard Pique and something called a Lenglet in central defense, and a ball-dominant left-sided forward who can’t figure out how to play…

It would? One name’s misspelled and the other plays for *Porto* and has one cap for Brazil.

Andy Robertson has something to say about that

It’s really adorable that you think the kids will learn anything from this. 

It’s easy to defend when Ashley Young is crossing into the upper deck 35 times.

I mean, you’re the guy writing for a sports news website and I’m just an internet commenter avoiding doing actual work on a Wednesday morning, but I get the sense that Magic had literally nothing to do with LeBron getting to the Lakers - LeBron went to the Lakers because it was the best fit for him, his business, his…

check the girls for orange palms

Since the Manfred presser, the (correct) hot take has been “owners are evil for not spending enough money to try and win,” and you’re opening with “let’s turn MLB into the NBA, and have all the great players go to the biggest teams?”

Fuck Sergio Ramos. That is all.