Ironically, most sports-watchers do so to get away from philosophers.

Where does one put the chalk to alleviate the soul-crushing monotony of an office job?

You could have stopped that paragraph after 9 words.

But Frazier’s bat is being overshadowed by his league-worst outfield defense, and it’s led to another media imbroglio.

I really hope they keep the uniforms that the men’s team wore at the last WC. By far, the best in the tournament.

Thought their victory might promote them above “Pool Boys”.

Just make sure you control for rat sightings in Chinatown. When they are dead, cooked, and integral to the chow mein it doesn’t count.

The real irony is only 10% of the seats were sold.

Another time, the loudest doctor on Earth came into the room to lecture my roommate, and then he paused in the middle of his dirge to conduct an unrelated conference call for half an hour, right there in the room. This happened in the middle of the night. Again, I played nice and said nothing. Inside, I was The Hulk.

The problem for Woods is that declining Trump’s invitation is also political. It’s like Tiger is stuck between big fake titties on either side.

At this point, if we’re trying to “control z” bad writing decisions over the past two seasons, we’re hitting “out of memory” errors.

5 of the top 6 will be cheering for Chelsea in the final:
Spurs - obviously Chelsea
Chelsea - obviously Chelsea
Man U - Don’t want to be the only mugs in Europa next year
Liverpool - Out of pity for Spurs, given they’ll destroy them in UCL final
Man City - so Hazard feels like business is done and can fuck off to Spain.

This is so great for spurs fans, it makes the inevitable choke in the final even more dramatic!

Watching the game, you can see Barca don’t have any leaders to calm the nerves in times of trouble. Messi is quiet as a church mouse (and always has been). Pique and Busquets don’t do the organizing of Puyol and Xavi. When the game started going tits up, there was nobody to refocus the group.

To quote the Wise Billy Haisley, “Old Man Messi no Longer Has It.”

Let’s do a little math here. Say that there are ~15 main characters involved in undead-based combat (Jon, Dany, Arya, Grey Worm, Jamie, Brienne, Tormund, Davos, Bran, Gendry, Theon, Jorah, The Hound, Berric Dondarrion, Sam). I’m ignoring all the crypt-dwelling wieners. At the end of the battle, it looked like ~500…

That’s a replay I’m guessing.

It’s easy to defend when Ashley Young is crossing into the upper deck 35 times.

While we’re turning science fiction into science fact, we should note that the author conveniently didn’t mention that black holes are actually ancient inter-dimensional portals created by a race of super intelligent beings. We must be careful though, for opening them will, in our hubris, expose a gateway straight to…

I started reading this, but realized it has more in common with corporate tax planning than actual football.