Don’t be so racist. A sock is not the same thing as a towel, just because it’s made of cotton.

It feels like Denzel is gonna go all Denzel on this part of the bracket.

Utd were lucky vs. Arsenal, lucky vs Spurs, lucky vs Liverpool and lucky vs PSG. Eventually he’ll be found out, just like Sarri was.

If the point is just to have baseball show big market teams year after year, why not just contract to like 6 teams? Is this a soap opera, or a competitive sport?

Hot take here: paying for world-class players keeps you in competitions.

You will note that other industries do not prohibit companies from recruiting from among their competitors!

They beat em almost as hard as they beat their stadium workers! Amirite?!! Too Soon?

His emergence as a valuable and now arguably a critical component of one of the best teams in the world happened way faster than anyone could’ve predicted.

Spoken with the true eloquence of a West Ham fan.

...and will still need years of hard work before they can realistically hope to be back where they belong, at or near the top of England’s and Europe’s elite.

Forget it now. I dare you.

...until you think about the dude stepping into his Jos. A. Bank fit with his damn wingtips on.

You neglected to mention that he will sell a lot of shirts. They assume he’ll have the Pogba effect - his commercial value will remain regardless of his actual output.

“Cleaning - now there’s something women are good at!” - Mark Cuban

Is he really being used as an example? Pass a drug test to be employed isn’t exactly unique to the NFL....I’m not saying it’s good policy, but of the many ways the NFL is absolutely terrible this seems minor. Good luck to him and I hope he can overcome addiction - it’s sad to watch it ruin his talent.

You inadvertently pointed out the true genius of this tunnel. All we need is a blocked exit and some gasoline and we can drastically reduce the population of me-first-in-my-80K-car-so-I-can-avoid-traffic-in-LA idiots. 

I dunno, looks kinda orange to me.

Mourinho at work.