Will the Patriots lose a 3rd or 4th round pick because of this?

You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

Watching 100,000 douchebags collectively die on the inside is oh, so so satisfying!

Innocent until proven guilty and also, who are we to judge? I do all my hack work down here in the comments section, but that’s a matter of personal choice. Maybe Johnson never found his Deadspin. Have you considered that?

Yes

Am I the only non-Pats fan who is loving the way the Pats have just said “fuck it” and gone full heel? Brady was warming up to “Hate Me Now”; the ENTIRE pre-game entrance ceremony; Kraft just looking like Kraft...

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

Yeah, but we did still win.

Bold statement.

Bills or Texans?

This team made me take the same side as patriots fans all summer. Fuck the Colts

+1 great white wail

Unless they’re all in the grays, this comments section has a disappointing lack of butt-hurt Ravens/Colts/Seahwaks fans.

And I was looking forward to the Patriots winning the AFC East the week after Thanksgiving instead of the week before.

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

Soon as I hit the fan comments section, I immediately skipped around and browsed to see if ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER had an entry again this year.

I love your writing, Dave, but I definitely skipped straight to Zodiac Motherfucker today. Needed the pure shit.

This. You don’t “find yourself” being a piece of human garbage. It’s a conscious choice. He chose it. He’s not a victim of circumstance, and no external power kept him from doing the only moral thing: asking his wife for an open marriage and failing that, exiting his marriage.

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.