WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS KID THERE ARE BABY BEARS PLAYING IN YOUR POOL HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU

This post is bad and you should feel bad.

All my dyslexics live in Texas.

What’s that, the score they’ll lose to Utah by?

“I nearly ruined this guy’s beer, didn’t tell him about it, and then he drank it anyway; what an idiot!”

....bless wikipedia.....

Man, a story like this makes for a nice midweek pick-me-up. Between this and that Brady-Affleck story, the sports shouting show are sitting pretty.

The Browns didn’t forfeit a game against the Jags due to bottlegate, it was simply suspended temporarily to get all the refs off the field before they were murdered. It resumed shortly thereafter and was finished. Also, the cause of that was the refs deciding to review a play after the next play had already been…

He laughed and looked back at us and said “Can’t waste a good beer” while peeling the dead insect from his empty cup and tossing it onto the aisle steps beside him.

Snyder’s contempt for Exponent actually makes a lot of sense. They are well known as being a junk science for hire firm. Their previous reports have stated that second hand smoke isn’t unhealthy and that there are no adverse effects of dumping toxic waste in the rainforest

As painful as it is to say, I think we’re rooting for Brady

If the NFL is now approaching the PA to make a deal, it seems to me their lawyers finally smartened up and told Goodell they would not have a case for suspension that would hold up in court.

I had an issue like this in college once, where my neighbor worked nights (cleaning the University that I attended), and would flip out on me if I made any noise during the day. He would call the police if I had music playing at a semi-loud level at 3 in the afternoon, while I did dishes. So from then on, at random…

“How long before it becomes a standard?”

Obligatory, because THE FORMS MUST BE OBEYED, but also because it’s the sweetest tribute to the Swayze oeuvre. I mean, how can you not love lyrics like,

Pluto is a planet; it fits the definition:
1. It orbits the Sun.
2. It is round.
3. It has moons. The “neighborhood” (vague, arbitrary term) is clear.

Ceres and the others don’t fit it. The IAU was just bored and wanted to stir the pot. They need to use logic.

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas. Deal with…

MLS sucks.

This sets a hilarious precedent of the Mets having a float in Yankee parades and a Jets float in a Giants parade. Meanwhile, there will be a continuation of our 21 year old policy of no hockey parades and neither local basketball team will ever win a championship again.

Bullshit. Let the ladies have all the spotlight. They earned it.

I think a LOT of bears are going to have a good time this weekend.