Outstanding, I am now a Blair Walsh fan. He made Drew cry, and he made these kids’ year.

I think it’s one of two things: He took Ambien, was fucked up by it, and wandered over to the police station (I think Ambien is a class D drug in Massachusetts), or, he ate a pot brownie, freaked the fuck out, and walked over to the police station. The station is apparently a literal stone’s throw from his house.

Well, this will be a black eye on the organization

Having the ghosts of Browns QBs past help Johnny: just like A Christmas Carol, but instead of three nights it lasts about a month.

What’s incredible is that all the Bengals had to do to win was to kneel three times and kick a field goal! HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP

I hope you follow this up with a favorite trash bag. It’s gotten to the point where I care less about the trash can and more about the trash bag. I practically put either one of these two specifically two in a cardboard box:

I hope you follow this up with a favorite trash bag. It’s gotten to the point where I care less about the trash can…

As a Browns fan, I'm convinced that if they fielded such a team, it would match the total of victories this year.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

I know that Miss Columbia and Miss Phillipines are human beings who worked hard for this............but this is so fucking funny. My 13 year old overweight, awkward, acne-inflicted teenage girl self loves this soooooo much.

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

I had a surgical abortion almost a year ago and spent the rest of the day snuggled up with my boyfriend eating barbeque and watching The First Wives Club with a heating pad. Had it not been for the copious amounts of blood coming out of me, it would have been the perfect day off.

“Hi. I’m Sarah McLachlan. Will you be an angel for a helpless Browns fan? Everyday innocent Browns fans are abused and neglected, and they’re crying out for help. Please, call the number on your screen. For just $18 a month, you can help rescue these animals from their abusers.”

All college Mascots should replace every member of congress.

I mean, at least you have a distinct culture.

Still can’t beat

I’m just going to leave this here....

I’m an associate attorney at a large family law firm. I spend an inordinate amount of time (for which I’m billing) combing through facebook and instagram profiles looking for bad shit my client’s ex and my client post on the internet.

I DO. Wash your jeans.

If I’m Urban Meyer, Zeke Elliot never plays another snap for Ohio State.