One need look no further than fellow Big Ten school Northwestern University to the west for a shining example of a university that values education over football...

My original post was meant for the JPP sign

Top fucking notch.

Connor Cook Hates Paris

This.

You missed the best one!

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

So, I’m stuck in the grays and no one will ever see this, but: I have some real problems with this article. The tone is oddly sensationalizing and it focuses on a lot of random and unimportant deatils in a way that seems pearl-clutching and even, at times, strangely un-feminist for Jezebel.

Scroll Tide.

Wow, they must have been really appalled!

In light of the topic of this article, here are some resources for anyone who needs help:

Uh, no. There is a public right to know here.

He hadn’t shown sufficient leadership at that point.

Will the Patriots lose a 3rd or 4th round pick because of this?

You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

Watching 100,000 douchebags collectively die on the inside is oh, so so satisfying!

Innocent until proven guilty and also, who are we to judge? I do all my hack work down here in the comments section, but that’s a matter of personal choice. Maybe Johnson never found his Deadspin. Have you considered that?

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