If you hack into the Mets’ computer system, you’ll be able to play unlimited games of Oregon Trail.

It basically preserves my ability to watch sports on the main TV the rest of the year. On a sidenote, to whomever at Hallmark created “Christmas in July”, where they’ll be showing Christmas movies next month, burn in hell.

The rest of the chapter predicts a.. ahem... interesting contract negotiation for Lebron this summer.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

YOU’RE out of control.

I don’t agree with Kipnis on a lot of things, but her original piece raised a lot of legitimate issues with the current direction of the feminist movement, especially on campuses.

Actually the term survivor kind of annoys me too. It’s so... precious. Like something your touchie-feely hippie teacher would come up with. I feel the same way about safe spaces and trigger warnings. Just no. Maybe it’s a generational thing. I feel like anyone under the age of 30 is just a special snowflake that has…

After reading the initial comments and joke attempts on this article I realized I have officially passed the age where I now get upset that internet commentors take literally every story as a platform for comedy.

This guy deserves nothing but the fucking worst life has to throw at him.

Looks like the bottom of his cleat is slipping on the rubber, which I’d be curious to know if he’s wearing a glossy plastic bottomed cleat or one with more traction (had both in the NFL, the glossy bottomed ones would skid a bit more on slicker surfaces). Could also explain why he’s the only one having issues.

I miss when the Cavs sucked... It was so much more freeing, knowing the outcome of the game before it happens (=we lose). This stress stuff is bullshit.

I could totally see this happening every week at NYCFC games if they actually had a stadium to be interviewed in front of.

The funniest jokes are always the ones you have to insist are funny.

As if being an Arsenal fan wasn’t already embarrassing enough.

what would be great is if she just maced them in the moment. “MACE HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE!” (spray or Medieval weapon applies here)

They’re still gonna win the AFC East again this year, goddammit.

Being a Jags fan must be a lot like being a Browns fan only with a lot less people to talk about it with.

Jon Stewart: “Tommy...you cheating fucker.”

Did we really need an NFL report to confirm the obvious fact that Michigan grads are insufferable?