I like to think of it as the yodeler from Price is Right. Yes we keep going higher but the hot take cliff is near.

Is he preparing for a role as Beaker in some kind of live-action Muppets Broadway play?

Your turn, Bleacher Report. How about a slideshow of MLB players with drug problems who deserve to die?

I really like Lily Allen’s remake of Womanizer.

Golazo

Peace and this +1 be with you.

I have an OG story about my aunt & Elvis in the 50s. My aunt looooved Elvis. She had a friend who worked at the hotel where Elvis was staying, so they stole a room service cart & uniforms and went up to his room. They were stopped by security, because they were wearing high heels and had fancy hairstyles, so he knew…

Got propositioned once by Robert Plant back in 1990. He was on the “Now and Zen” tour, I was working front desk at a hotel where he and his band stayed overnight. Most biggies didn’t mix with us pleebs at all, but he came to the front desk to ask for a tea tray (it was late, room service was closed). He invited me to…

I say we encourage them to remove symbols of oppression and subservience, not cater to such lunacy.

The only “double” here is the way you’re doubling down on how goddamn stupid your post is.

I wonder if the stenographer recorded that.

It took me a few months to realize that my one kitty came declawed from the shelter, I was like "when is she going to start clawing the shit out of everything? I hope she picks the previously clawed areas." Although she doesn't seem to suffer physically from her alteration, she is more playfully bite-y than other…

these pics are sweet, like something you'd see in a textbook in 40 years [just like how there's pics of james braddock fights or old yankee games]. I'm very high right now

Reading the title and seeing that Rob shared it, I though this was going to be another beer post and "Dragon Age: Inquisition" was a beer that was so damn good there was no way it could have been brewed with anything other than elf root. A magical beer. It was the beer high that Will Gordon has been chasing since he…

He's scrappy. Don't forget the importance of scrappiness in the white-guy-arsenal.

Oh, see this one is my favorite:

Do you ever flag the trolls as hate speech and the fools replying as spam? It's satisfying on a whole new level.

Yep. My son, at 8 years old, was all sad in the car when I picked him up from school because, and I quote, Imani 'rejected' him. I explained that she didn't reject him, she just didn't like him the way he liked her, and that's going to happen a lot in life, and that it is OK, and Imani is still a nice girl, and he's…

The girl was being stalked and it probably made her feel very uncomfortable. If little mister gets his feelers hurt from being stalked by kids who refuse to listen to him tell them to go away I would call that both a college level life lesson and karma. My sympathy is with the girl.