Fared better than that poor kid Nationwide killed.

"He'll be fine."

Imagine the firestorm if he skipped the game. I want it to happen so badly!

The one he never meant to create... When he killed Peyton in the 2003 playoffs, part of his curse rebounded and part of his soul latched on to Peyton's younger, less talented brother. With Belichick's supreme powers, mediocre Eli has been able to win 2 superbowls.

The Manboy Who Lived.

The Horcrux he never meant to make.

Lets get this sorted out early, are we going with #bellghazi or #alarmgate?

Your bathroom trips are short because you are a heathen—unlike our person of interest—and don't wash your hands.

In the span of this controversy, "sources" have told the sports media:

Giselle. Please let it be Giselle.

It will never be shut down. The post-Super Bowl takes have already been pre-heated for both possible outcomes and what they mean for football, Roger Goodell, the children, and the moral fiber of America. 100 tweets have already been pre-scheduled for when the Pats' first draft pick comes up in April. We all live in…

I'm not sure that's even against the rules anymore.

Did you seriously just use "World Cup" in reference to your earlier sentence wherein you referenced "integrity"? That right there shatters any credibility you may have had.

i like how he wrote this whole novel that you dismantled in like 5 words

This isn't baseball where both the offense and defense have a vested interest in the condition of the ball. Just let each team inflate/deflate its balls how it likes. It's not as if they're going to vary THAT MUCH, anyway. Does anyone think a defender will have a more difficult time intercepting a pass or recovering a…

Not understanding why everyone is poo pooing this very basic principle of temp vs. pressure.

The absolute pressure inside the ball isn't 12.5 psi, though, it's 12.5 + atmosphere (14.7) so that gets you 27.2. Do the same math with that number and you get a drop of about 2 psi.

You're aware that balls lose 1 PSI for every 10 degrees of temperature drop?