OK I had to stop after the one about the kid's dad driving him to a soccer game so he could play pep songs on his clarinet. I hope that dad was sitting in his car laughing his ass off, otherwise there is no excuse for not talking his son out of it.

The chubby kid playing his clarinet at the girls' soccer game is the best story I've ever read on one of these "Send me your tragic stories" posts Drew does from time-to-time. I was laughing for five minutes at the mental imagery of this girl tying to play soccer while a pudgy kid blows on a clarinet in an effort to…

So wot's uh the deal with the sawed-in-half tennis ball thing? Expected an explanation by the end of that one, but it was still just "...sent her a sawed in half tennis ball."

Jim Brown was right.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're a Penn State fan.

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

"Football was more important to them than saving children."

If that's true, I'm gonna have to eat crow because I'm the one who's super wrong. I thought this kid was like 19 and a red-shirt freshman.

Neither Barrett nor Braxton will be available for spring ball, and Braxton's injury is a real concern. It's not guaranteed he'll be able to throw well even by fall. So Cardale Jones will be getting #1 snaps into the summer, and will likely be the default incumbent come August.

While I understand the 'take the money and run' opinion, consider that Cardale will already have jobs in Columbus for the rest of his life. Former Buckeyes are all over the place in Central Ohio media and businesses, and most of them don't have the cachet of national champions. Art Schlichter left OSU thirty years…

He went in front of a school for inner-city, at-risk youth and announced that his education is more important than the NFL, and that graduating college should come first. He called the presser just to be a good example for the kids.

I understand wanting to use tear gas on OSU fans as a general principle, but c'mon, you at least have to let them fuck up before you do it.

Well, most students at community colleges are commuters, which would explain your anecdotal experience.

Like blitzers through the A-gap, so are the days of our lives...

But who's less wrong here?

We're always happy to dump on ESPN when they screw up, but submitting a well-researched public records request on a subject of legitimate public interest in the expectation that it won't be sprayed all over the internet on Christmas Eve in an attempt to dampen its findings is definitely not an area where they screwed…

Christianity is an inherently sexist belief system. You can only be both Christian and feminist if you lie to yourself about what one or both of those words mean.

You failed to mention the enclosed $49 million Target gift card.

Hello this is the maker of the Elvish translation video. I would like to explain why I chose "rebel" instead of "traitor". I came across a small codex entry explaining that "Herralan" did not exist until after the fall of the elves. It is possible that Solas was called Herralin, or "hellathen". Which would make…