Nope. I love me some soda. I don't have a 2 2-liter/day habit, but I will have a couple cans if they're in the house. I try not to keep them in the house all the time, but the vending machine at work takes credit cards now! It's bad.

I usually just Kohl's it. They carry a lot of brands, including brands that run small (a problem for me—many fancy bra stores have lots of options for the well-endowed, but fewer options for my mosquito bite boobs), there aren't any employees hiding among the racks ready to jump out and start shoving bras down your…

I have intense love affairs with semicolons, parentheses, and ellipses. I probably overuse all three, but you can pry them from my cold, dead hands. Same goes for the Oxford comma.

Ooh, more advice. Maybe. It's possibly cynical and bitter, because I'm a little cynical and bitter.

I think my grandma just uses her plain old bras and shoves a fabric pad in, which she's had forever and actually looks homemade (I have never asked, but I have a suspicion that she sewed it herself). On occasion I have seen her using tissues or paper towels instead. It doesn't work well. Her insert migrates all the…

I mean, plenty of kids drank in my high school. But everyone went to the post-prom thrown by the senior parents. It wasn't mandatory or anything, you just had to sign in, and if you left early, your parents got called. People were welcome to leave and go drink if they wanted, and considering many of our parties were…

I see a lot of comments along the lines of, "Swearing indicates a lack of creativity and an appallingly small vocabulary." Which I personally don't believe. I swear plenty, but I also think that I have a large vocabulary. I mean, you don't have to believe me, or you can assume that I'm overestimating my own knowledge,…

Yup. Cami and underwear. No bra for me, but sometimes I slip those pads from a swimsuit top into the cami because I have nips that could cut fucking glass. That's my favorite, if I'm not wearing an unrestrictive sun dress already. I have two roommates (a couple) now, though, so I'm self-conscious enough to throw on…

I think about this...a lot! I'm a Korean adoptee, and was adopted by a white family in a very rural part of the Midwest, and was surrounded by 99.9% white people. So I fully admit to not always identifying with common experiences of most Asians/Asian Americans/Americans of Asian descent/however you want to say it. But…

It honestly seems physically impossible for me to not watch something he is in. I cannot help myself. So...you win, universe. I am going to end up watching this.

Fondant gives me nightmares and makes me cry. God, I hate that stuff. Yech. Cream cheese icing on all the cakes.

Oh man, Frasier is the shit. Especially the earlier seasons. I remember it being on a TV when I was too young to care/understand. I recently watched it on Netflix, and I would just die during some of the early seasons. Love it.

Is having car insurance required in your state? Auto insurance is required by law in most states, and if physically possible, some folks will just drive off before the police can get involved so they don't get slammed for driving uninsured, even if the accident isn't necessarily their fault.

Oooh, good to know! I totally dug around with tweezers too...but nothing! I normally do the compresses for an ingrown hair, but as stated, just spaced on it at first. Then it stopped hurting and I was like, well...guess I'll leave it? I'll try starting those again!

Crotch question!!

I use Rembrandt Deeply White toothpaste with good results. Haven't tried anything else from that line. Like a lot of whitening toothpastes, it tastes pretty peroxide-y, but not too bad. My teeth aren't new veneer-white, rather normal-tooth white, and I can indulge in coffee and red wine and my teeth don't yellow at…

Damn. Vanity sure is expensive.

Oh, wow. I went to high school in a very small town (slightly >400 people!) and there were only 80 kids in my class. But we read almost all of those! At least...I did? Thinking back I'm trying to remember if they were assigned or if I just read them because they were in our books or on the bookshelf in the classroom.…

AWESOME. That means I get to take 20% off my pant size, right?

Well, none of mine were on the list, although the brand was. Aside for some Chapstick, I only use this one Clinique gloss about three times a year, and it's essentially the same color as my lips, just shinier! I think I read somewhere that for most things, you should emphasize eyes or lips, not both, and I usually go…