I thought maybe it would be made out of froyo.

Well, this is timely. I was recently invited to the wedding of two friends from college. The bride was one of my very best friends in college—still my best college friend, as many of us have drifted apart. We still talk quite a bit. And the groom was my drinking buddy! It's not destination, since it's located in the…

This was on something like early preview on Hulu, and I watched it about a week ago. It never fails to amaze me just how invested I am in these characters. I think the only other show that has characters that make me root for them this way is maybe The Office (and maybe only the earlier seasons). Their personal growth…

I think that's a criticism of the headline of the original article? That's the way I read it? Because she then goes on to say, "As the resolution notes, climate change could also add "workload and stresses" on the female farmers," the thing about displacement, etc. It seems like all the snark and criticism are on the…

Yeah, it's weird. I think she's snarking on the headline, as others have addressed. But the separation between the stupid headline and how the resolution itself discusses a real and important problem is not well-defined. That first paragraph in particular makes it sound like she's snarking on the resolution itself.…

Wait...what? Her hips were a big deal on SATC? How did I miss this? She seemed just as "ideally" perfect to me as the other women. Good grief.

Here's an article:

Melissa Gilbert married Danny Concannon!? What? I love this.

Replying to myself like a doofus to add:

But...I mean...aren't most Asian eyes flat on the bottom and rounded on the top? I'm Korean. I have not had any cosmetic surgery done to my eyes, though I have a slight double-lid on both eyes already.* Certainly getting eyelid surgery will enhance the roundedness on top, but in general, Asian eyes are flat on the…

Wait...why did they call her "Big Bird"? I need to know this. Has anyone read it, or am I going to have to trek on down to the store and scan the article quickly?

Fascinating!

Ugh. This smacks of the idea that homosexuality = pedophilia. Coupled with the pervasive thought that gay adults will somehow "turn" children gay...ick. Just all kinds of ick. Let's hope this proposal is not accepted.

Best. Thing. Ever! Extra extra extra bonus points because he is adorable.

Hmm. We do have a state fungi...our state mushroom is the morel! But no state microbe. :(

Samantha Daniels loves her some italics.

I can't decide if the fact that Nick Carter is talking about his fitness trainer fianceé makes that tweet better or worse. Seriously, I don't know why I know this. At all. But the information has taken up valuable space in my brain and will not leave.

When one grandfather was in hospice, the nurse told my mother that she might have to tell him it's ok to leave. She'd seen a lot of people hang on because they were worried about their families, but once someone actually told them it was ok (even if the patient was non-responsive), they'd slip away pretty quickly. In…

CURSIVE R'S ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE. I hated the little shits when I was 8, and I hate them now. The lowercase ones, I mean. I have no problem with the grown-up R's. They are lovely, but their alphabet-offspring are evil.

John Mulaney is my imaginary boyfriend too! Well, actually, he's part of my imaginary menagerie of boyfriends. I'm looking forward to the pilot—I think he's hilarious.