She's my personal hero, non-existent filter and all.

Am I just...completely misinterpreting the original article? I feel like a lot of the comment-hate is coming from the way this quote was represented here, and not from the actual article she wrote.

I used to hate milk. Absolutely hate it. We usually had skim in the house. I liked the 2% better, but it wasn't amazing. Then I started drinking whole milk as an adult. It was a revelation. Milk! It tasted like something! It wasn't white water! It was creamier. And I didn't feel like I needed to drink a gallon of it…

Me too! Every day, when I put him in his crate before I leave for work, I think to myself, "Maybe today's the day. Today's the day I quit my job and devote myself to raising my dog." If I could find a way to pay the bills and do this, I totally would.

It might be my favorite sitcom on TV right now (don't tell Parks & Rec).

I read an article last night about the impending verdict. I was outraged at some of the comments, but then started laughing hysterically at repeated comments along the lines of, "This never would have happened if these kids weren't drinking underage. It's all the alcohol's fault."

Oh goodness, yes. I'm not dealing with it with a significant other, but with a boy roommate. He is a baby. I am about 6 years older than him and his girlfriend (our other roommate), and I am totally their mother. More his than hers, but I am definitely their mother.

At first I was like, "OMG, I can't believe he's vacuuming his kid's head, isn't that dangerous?" And then I remember every single adorable video of corgis getting vacuumed, and simmer down.

Oh man, that gif is the best. I was all, "Aww, cute kitties on a Roomba!" And then one fell off and I laughed really hard. And then the second one fell off and I fucking DIED.

Ah, I see. Thanks for the info!

When I was a little girl I would stay up late, sneak out into the living room, and watch TV. Late at night there was always Star Trek: TNG on, and I'd fall asleep on the couch while watching Captain Picard being a total badass. I've had a soft spot for him ever since, and everything he does to promote an end to…

Oh man. Poor feetsies. I was never a huge SATC watcher, but I'm trying to remember just how often shoes were in the shot. I know they were sometimes, but for other scenes, wouldn't it have been nice if they could have just worn some comfy flats instead? And also, expensive heels can be just as damaging to your feet as…

Jezebel's posted an article about this. Why Oz the Great and Powerful Is A Major Step Back for Witches and Women. I've heard that it's possible people are taking the "witches in awe" of Oz too seriously, and that actually only one witch buys it and the others are using him in their own game, but I haven't seen it and…

I know I've said it, and that's exactly what I thought when I first read this story. If I randomly get a stuffed toy, I'll usually give it to my dog. It only lasts about 5 minutes, but he enjoys those 5 minutes!

You get all my love for the Clueless quote. I could watch that movie every day.

Looks like, at most, a butter knife, but most likely some kind of spreader for things like dip or cheese. I probably wouldn't be sticking that thing into a bunch of squirmy puppy faces, just because you might jab one, but I've been known to let my dog lick peanut butter off the end of a butter knife before. Too dull…

Ditto. I've had to stop watching movies or tv shows or what hav you because a scene is too embarrassing for the character. And then I never finish the movie/tv show, because I just cannot get past that.

I'm Facebook friends with my younger cousin. She's about fourteen. My favorite is when she elongates a word by adding more silent letters. Seriously. She'll type, "I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee yoooou!" on people's walls. Talk about a pointless sound (or lack thereof) to elongate. How would you say that? Just a huge pause…

Aww, I thought someone was making Bro-gurt from Raising Hope. Who doesn't want to eat pork-flavored yogurt?

I love this movie with everything I have. I saw it when I was young, maybe 11? I think it was one of my very first rom-coms, and I still watch it like, 10 times a year. Especially around Christmas. There are actually a lot of rom-coms that have Christmas in them. I go on a binge while I decorate the house and watch…