There are lots of ways to get publicity and promote a brand, and not all of them involve being nice. Even if it is 100% manipulation, I say: LIKE HER IF IT TICKLES YOUR HEART.

Without Planned Parenthood, I would not have had access to Plan B after a sexual assault in college. I would not have had access to birth control in my 20s. I would almost certainly have a different life than the one I have chosen.

I tried to post a Bieber meme here to give you a hard time and my phone literally shut down.

If she isn’t sorry, best not to waste air or life on a lie.

Do you think he’ll take time to try to console the nation? I’m having a hard time picturing it.

That is such a double-edged sword, though I’m having a hard time coming up with a scarier celebrity than PEOTUS.

Because I work in a field where jobs are scarce, and you move to the place where jobs are. This is where my job is.

Have fun making more liberals, then. I was on the fence and this was another tick in the “no” column.

If by “a perfect existence” you mean a world with polar ice caps and bees, then no, we can’t guarantee that to future generations.

Alternative response: the earth will be uninhabitable when the US sets precedents of 1970s environmental laws.

Hah.

She definitely crawled into our booth and told me she was going home with me, so it wouldn’t have been kidnapping so much as aiding and assisting a runaway?

My husband is also not-white. It’s a factor.

I was thinking more about the survivability of the planet.

I was worrying more about having clean water to drink and air that didn’t give them cancer.

So we can’t have sex without consequences. (See: don’t have sex if you aren’t prepared for the pregnancy.) But if we don’t have sex with men and they shoot, stab, or maim us, it’s our fault for being bitches.

Got it.

My husband has major baby-fever, and there was a super cute kid at the place where we had dinner last night. You start to think, “What if ...”

And then you read shit like this. Nevermind.

She may live long enough to see the complete loss of polar ice caps and barrier reefs ... so maybe?

I didn’t see your edit the first time.

Maybe? In spirit, definitely.

Honestly? It’s a work in progress. We used to have the detente, but this has made it more of a war.

I grew up in a really conservative area of the U.S., and because I’m a classical musician, I don’t get to much say in where I work. For the last decade, it’s been a lot of time in red states. I’m fairly accustomed to…