This may be true, but none of those men had nukes. He can literally make the world unlivable.

Do you mean profit?

Because their higher ups don’t want a lady-boss.

Now I wanna join!

Actually commit a rape, get six months and a gig talking about alcohol abuse on a campus full of potential new victims.

I agree with you, but as someone who prides themself in being super realistic, and who is struggling a little because the status quo was fine but now that for-fucking-ever is a bit more real ... it feels not-fine ... let’s say it’s a lot easier to understand how divorces happen.

I know for a fact you’re a nicer person than me, because when a coworker made a similar complaint (about their two special needs children), I sassed back that $15/hour seemed like a steal compared to planning a kid-sized funeral.

I dated a pothead once, and I swear it was fine. But we had one pregnancy scare and I could practically hear Whoopi saying, “Gurl, you in danger.”

World domination?

That would be impressive, if she were a civilian. Isn’t 87k in Hollywood just like $236 in regular people dollars?

A+

I think a lot of people confuse not liking saving and budgeting with being bad at it.

My husband grew up relatively well-off and doesn’t understand sale shopping or coupons. I believe it to an extent.

Right. That was the “not having Daddy’s money” bit.

I have a friend who used to call it the siren song of the trouser snake.

Being with other people is hard as hell. Like ... I’m not ready to file for divorce and slam my ex in the media, but if I woke up in an alternate universe where i wasn’t married, I might enjoy it for a few days before looking for a way back.

Wait, can you hoard kids!?!

Maybe it wasn’t a problem until it started negatively impacting the kids?

So it was budgeting.

Are Tori Spelling’s money problems that she just doesn’t have as much money as Daddy did? Is there a gambling or drug problem? Does girlfriend still not know how to budget?