I refuse to watch the video again, but I’ve decided that if I had to be a character in it, I’d be this chick.
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You can’t be a feminist if you’ve read fashion mags before completing a womens’ studies curriculum at the graduate level. #obvi
If underpants that say “feminist” are what makes the difference between being a feminist and not, I’m going to need someone to print up some underpants that read “rich,” “successful,” and, “tolerant of mediocrity in others,” and I’m going to need them to do it stat.
Life: Done Correctly.
Salad: the thing I season my goat cheese with.
Yeah, I was initially, ‘Oh, how “nice” for them - they found a police officer with their same, wacked-out morals to talk to their son about sexual repression and ways it can cause you some serous legal issues.’ But it turns out it’s like, ‘Who knows why the son did it, but let’s introduce him to a legit pedophile and…
He’s a Duggar man. Of course he’s self-satisfied; everything that’s wrong in his world is the fault of a woman (and not his own).
.... Raffey?
Dude. I’m going to e-hug you once now and ask you to bookmark this in case you need post-trigger hugs later. This can’t be easy on your notifications. Lemme know if you need a rational human for a few.
Cannot speak to professor on own? Probably cannot handle emotional nudity.
should ≠ always does
Signed,
I Don’t Teach Math, But I Do Teach College
The organic status isn’t hugely important to me just yet - I’m still working on consistently balanced meals - but I don’t get the impression organic farming techniques are very popular in our area.
Kardashoins.
Is this like ... their currency? An alien race? I am fascinated.
That sounds like a nice farmers’ market.
I am 90% certain ours use pesticides galore, but organic is firmly out of our price range, so I just enjoy fresh and wax free.
Except their way, it’s only about being them and my way, it’s about the female experience. Read between the lines yourself, yo.
She so clearly just needs someone to notice her. This is her “hook.” A stupid hook, but a hook ... negative attention, etc.
I watched last night, and for a split second, I held my breath hoping one of the Kardashians - maybe even Kimmy Dearest - would say, “It’s really hard to be a woman and be held up to these standards. It’s hard to feel like you need to be perfect.”
But instead, it’s just because they get photographed all the time. Obvi.…
It appears to be a Spice Girl’s video shot by the director of Sin City. If there can be less jaundiced yellow guy, that would be a plus.
New generation to get hooked on Freaky Friday, Herbie: Fully Loaded, and Mean Girls. Gotta keep those checks rolling in somehow.