You're four or five days late for that.

You sure went from unfamiliar with the show to an expert in their business model quickly!

I don't think that designers are Fashion Police's target demographic.

I could see where she might have modeled herself after Joan, but yeah ... Joan did some great things for feminism vis a vis having her career, but body positivity wasn't one of them.

For shows airing right after the Oscars, sure, but they do that thing weekly. I doubt they're seeing each outfit for the first time as they go to film for most of the year.

I would've been inclined to suspect Joan was not scripted, but having seen Rancic on the red carpet, I am not in the least surprised that she needed to be told what to say.

Regardless, wouldn't you think they'd have discussed the normal process for review and filming with Kathy at some point before she signed a…

I think Kathy did the right thing in quitting and personally, I'd be glad to see Fashion Police go, but on the inside, I'm having a really hard time imagining no one walked her through the process of writing/filming the episodes before she signed on the dotted line. It's ... starting to seem more like Kathy's gunning…

I could probably tell him host stories for days, but then I'd need to be in the summer gig witness protection program.

I can't call the place by name because I'm not 100% sure I don't need to work there again ... but Kayleigh Davis, as another refugee of Breadstix, Inc, you are my fucking hero.

It sounds like, either way, you run a legitimate risk of ending up exhausted and cleaning up poop. Damned if you do, dammed if you don't.

Maybe you two should do a Phil Collins hits battle. Y'know. For thematic reasons.

Bellini on the left, Adultosaur on the right.

There was some appendage trimming in the film version. They cleaned up one or two of the storylines, but not that bit.

Coming from a household of professional musicians, we agreed she was the best singer in Into the Woods.

What is/are peoples' problems?

I think there was a period in the later 90s/early 00's when she was truly awful ... But she's either grown or gotten a better publicist, or some combo of the two.

I'm kind of in the same boat. If having a daughter will teach Chris Brown to empathize with women in a way his very close relationship with his mother didn't, then I'm glad he's got a kid.

But Jesus.

My shoulders are the most sensual part of my body. Covering them is a public service, really.

Why does it take having a daughter to understand that women are people? Is it because the daughter shares 50% of your DNA, and you're that self-absorbed? Is it because they're literally dependent upon you?

I don't really want anyone to answer. It's just ... frustrating. If this is how society gets turned around,…

I don't know about her butt, but her face is glowing like it hasn't glowed since ... before all the dramaz and the drugs. LINDSAY I WILL NOT CROSS MY FINGERS FOR YOU AGAIN, BUT I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER(ISH).