Maybe that's my deal, too. I'm just caught off-guard by how precisely she enunciates.

Maybe we thought we were secretly BFFs. I know it's delusional, but I feel like she's a famous person I "know." ALTHOUGH APPARENTLY I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE HER SPEAKING VOICE.

I've seen their engagement interview in bits and pieces, but I think it was on while I was at the gym. The parts I heard were just her nodding and laughing when Prince William spoke.

The rest was in subtitles because CARDIO.

I feel like I know her. It's like finding out my best friend suddenly has a man voice.

I'm so confused.

I wanted to be all, 'No, Kelly, you're cray. She talks all the time," but then when I heard her voice, I was physically jarred.

That is not what I was expecting.

To be fair, depending on what neighborhood in North Carolina, all of his neighbors may be heterosexual white people with lots of money.

I happen to think God had a much broader definition of neighbors in mind, but I have a hard time imagining Nicky Sparks as a careful reader.

I had the same thought.

Shade court is adjourned!

I have these two friends in the same industry as me, and both are successful on a national/international level.

When we're out in public with their peers, one of them makes sure to network and name-drop, and has literally climbed across me and interrupted conversations to make sure she establishes a personal…

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to overcoming that problem.

They're just saying it's about backup dancers because it's way, way, way too embarrassing to admit that it's about a boy. A gross one.

Dear Gap,

I don't care what your ads look like. Stop making pants that fit me like a dream and then taking them out of store to catalog-only, and then discontinuing them with no notice. This has happened three times in the last five years.

I'm an oddly shaped woman and I just want to buy pants. Lots and lots of pants.…

I think it's totally a reasonable policy to have, but then I think about the real-life applications.

Case in point: I attended undergrad in a very, very small town. One of my advisors was a single woman in her thirties, and she liked to go out to bars to meet men. On one such occasion, she went home with one she met at…

I totally fell for that Kardashian gag. Well played, Shrayber. Well played.

*waiting for Taylor's musical rebuttal*

Maybe she's helping to hold Reese Witherspoon's gown on?

Maybe she got put behind him and couldn't see around his massive shoulders?

I literally opened this article to ask why he was wearing a woman.

I'll decide whether I object after I know the reasoning.

I just found out one of my favorite couples from my real life is getting divorced. Cannot handle sad celebrity breakups, too!

Not all of them.