Other people are responding to me and saying that it's no big deal to have it removed, if that makes you feel any better.

I think it was more like, "Blah blah blah statistical likelihood of pregnancy, plus you can always get an abortion, blah blah condoms uncomfortable blah blah." I was too busy losing interest to pay much attention.

I'm at an awkward age where, at the end of the fifth year I'll probably need another ... but fertility would only be an issue for a fraction of the life of the second. I had such a rough time with the first, I'm not sure if it would be worth enduring again.

Boners: More Serious than Syphilis or Babiez Since Before Jesus

Our discomfort ≠ boner discomfort, because we are ladies with lady parts. Hasn't politics, society, and general usage of the English language taught you anything?

Mine went more like, "Ok, I'm inserting the Mirena."

".... Oh, uhm. Hold on, I'm going to have to crank one or two more times. Ok, now I'm inserting the ... No .... I'll crank two more times .... No? Oh, I'm so sorry dear. One more time ... No ... Well, your cervix is just not being cooperative."

It got in there, and…

I care about their boners, because I tend to only be friends with guys, and also I'm a "cool girl" and also, I'm impervious to pregnancy and STDs.

But mostly, I just love sarcasm.

I said this to a prospective sexual partner, once. He countered with abortion.

Like every other prospective partner I've mentioned in response to this particular article, we never discovered whether he could make condoms work because I bounced. Womp womp.

The last time I attempted casual sex before meeting my now-husband, the prospective partner kept making hurr-hurr-Magnum jokes.

Spoiler: We didn't get far enough to discover whether a Magnum was warranted.

No.

that have knocked indicates a past tense, as in she has previously knocked boots with Lenny Kravitz.

I wouldn't chase Momoa out of bed, either, but that wasn't what I was saying in that particular instance.

Especially if those boots are currently knocking with Momoa. Bonet and I have similar tastes, she just has more access and/or better incentives.

Lisa Bonet, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes right now. (Even if those shoes are boots that have knocked with Lenny Kravitz's boots.)

It is not her hair. It is her facial structure. She has a much prettier mouth, but they bear more than a passing resemblance.

That's when they circle back to how they should've been home safe earlier, in more conservative clothing, with a chaperone, and all of the other no-logic responses to rape survivors.

There is no winning. There is literally no winning.

Somebody's got to be around to get totally fucked over by sped-up global warming and the gutted Affordable Healthcare Act, amirite?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I normally don't click images that are pending approval because they're traumatizing. This one is totally traumatizing, but not for the reasons I feared.

What has been seen cannot be unseen!

Lady in her twenties ends long-term relationship by screwing around with married man and being caught - spends next few years in primarily female company! Wearing clothes that are comfy rather than fashionable! Drinking coffee and scowlin!

If you add in a bit about not knowing the dude was married, apparently in 2007,…

It upsets me when they wear modern hair and makeup. I can't help it.

... why is Justin Bieber in Litchfield, again?

(Sorry, Hillary. I know you made the joke already but I just can't unsee it.)