Sometimes I say gluten as a shorthand for waiters, etc., when there are questions about menu items, but I definitely mean just the wheat.

I have a friend with legitimate celiacs, and that's a whole different ballgame that I want no part of.

There's also an allergy to just wheat.

I know I sound like an asshole fad dieter, but it really does a number on my digestive system. (So I avoid it whenever possible.)

She can call it a gluten intolerance.

I'm in the same boat - I'm not allergic to wheat or corn, but when I eat them my body goes haywire and I develop a new, weird, mystery ailment. A year or two ago it was huge digestive upsets. We travelled and finding food that was friendly to my digestive system last week was ...…

Cooper.

Brad Garner is a flutist. I was working in another window and had a moment.

We're both wrong. His last name is Cooper.

Bradley Garner is a flutist. I was definitely having a moment.

That was the other one, but I couldn't remember the name.

Don't get me wrong - she was hilarious - but the part needed to be re-written for her to play it.

I had not read the book. That is ... disappointing. I'll let JLaw take it from here:

Additionally, Katy Perry vs. T. Swift? Why are you two fighting over a dude neither of you are still with? You're both singers. Elsa Cumberbatch has something to say to you.

I know it was an award winning movie about the mentally ill and all that, but it still squicks me out that Brad Garner and Jennifer Lawrence were age-appropriate love interests in Silver Linings. I saw the movie (reluctantly) and enjoyed it (I disgust myself), but ... no. That does not need to be the norm.

I have no filter. I would relieve K-Stew of her rep as being one of the most difficult Hollywood personalities. She'd look like Miss Congeniality next to me and my scowlyface.

"FluterDale and Hermione Pond, both notoriously difficult celebrity personalities, are co-starring in this movie. Celebrity interviewers everywhere are groaning collectively!"

See, I'd say exactly what I mean. It just ... wouldn't be very nice. I'd be like that Nicholas Cage character that gets milkshakes thrown at his head on the street.

I was typing out something really sassy about stupid shit celebrities say in interviews when I realized that one of my New Year's resolutions was to be kinder.

So I'm just gonna sit back here and be really glad that people don't ask me to talk to media outlets.

I used to live in the Avenues. I never had a problem getting rapey cab drivers who were excited to drive out there. But they always wanted to stop for drinks first.

Mark, I think the real question here is whether or not you would fuck Sean Penn. You opened the Pandora's box by telling us about Ritzen. Your public needs to know.

Theory 2: John Mayer is a Lizard People.

That happens in the U.S., too, but doesn't really pertain to a famous person borrowing aspects of a culture that make her more conveniently marketable.

If Bradley Cooper said something about the pay disparity, it would just make him the More Sexy-iest Man Alive. If Amy Adams said something about the pay disparity, she could be in a cat fight! Speaking out! Diva behavior!

The sexist headline potential is virtually endless when a lady has something to say about…

I haven't spent any time in Australia, so I'll have to take your word for it. If your point about cultural differences is true, it does add interesting layer to her PR situation.

I don't need exotic animals at my wedding, but I'm glad other people have them so that I get to see things like this: