LOLLLL. Asking a friend's parents to drive you somewhere is TOTES THE SAME as asking a friend's parent to take you to prom and then blasting pictures of her in a bikini on Twitter to see if you could really get her to do it.
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If you're going to use a phrase like "hither and thither," at least spell it correctly.
He wants to cuddle with you while you're still moist from the shower, wearing nothing but a pair of panties. **shudder**
I can't lie: I checked out as soon as I hit the word "cuddle" in the first bullet point. "Cuddle" is the "moist" of relationship words. *cringes*
He's got a weird case of douche baby face (IS HE ACTUALLY ARIANA GRANDE IN DISGUISE? JEZ GET ON THIS), but he's not unattractive in the underwear ads. Facially. Like, he's a bit more pretty boy than I usually like, but if I didn't know it was him, I'd think he was handsome—- albeit kind of young looking.
Yeah?
Kim Kardashian does not have a son.
I will have nightmares now. Those look like pustules.
The same people flinging shit about the missed notes would be flinging shit if she'd lip synced. They deserve to have millions of people following them around at work, berating them about every typo.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Oh god I am filled with a horrible sense of forboding at the idea of Chris Brown having a dog...
I wish! There are some commenters who aren't really doing anything wrong (so they don't deserve to be reported); I just don't like them. Some type/spell really badly or don't use capital letters but everyone else seems to like them. Wish I could be happily oblivious!
Why is this our culture? This endless rehashing. I feel like we're in Dante's inferno.
I just read the summary of the plot—I do like eerie horror flicks but I think I'll skip this one. I can't take movies that depict (even though it's fiction) abuse of an animal, illogical as that sounds. Horror movies with humans, sure...no problem. I can always have somewhere in my mind the thought of it as actors…
Oh Tommy. A very, very ancient Gawker Media law forbids commenters from asking questions like "who???" in comments because, as you so clearly know, if you're able to drop a comment into a post you are probably able to use this newfangled contraption known as Google. In the olden times, asking "WHO???" like a moron…
Can we please talk about rapper Mase who lost 1.5 million of his 1.6 million followers!!!
No. Just no. First, let me say, I typically can't stand wealthy people and the sense of entitlement they often have. With that said, Paltrow can't help who her parents are or the life she was born into. As with most teens, I'm fairly confident Paltrow had no say in where she went to high school. And UCSB is…
"dong arts and crafts" is my fave typo of the day.
No Ms Portman, your acting nearly destroyed your acting career.