Wow. This movie sounds boring as hell.

This is a labrador thing? My friend’s labrador has almost died twice (although this dog is nowhere near smart enough to open cupboards on his own): once after his girlfriend forgot to lock the dog’s food cupboard, and the second time when the cat unlocked the cupboard and was found watching the dog’s bloated, heaving…

what Davidson did was harsh but it was deserved, I mean people on Jezebel are just as horrible to people for not liking Beyonce. I’m pretty sure we can give Davidson a pass for being mean to someone who was using a tragedy that took the life of his father for personal gain.

It’s like his hair can’t decide if it’s receding or made of clouds.

It might be more depressing, but at least it’s about you you you, now!

by all accounts, he was a wonderful man, but seemingly sad and insecure. i think the VF article should’ve been a testament to his life and memory. body (or face) shaming (or bashing), is never cool, btw.

I’m really sick of people suddenly deciding to be offended by the word “commit.” I’m honestly just really sick of people deciding to be so offended by things that are not even remotely offensive in general. Why are you equating “commit” with “committing a crime?” Commit is just a verb. People are allowed to commit…

I tried. I couldn’t do it. It’s so rambling and to me doesn’t really say anything at all. I learned nothing new about him that I haven’t already read elsewhere in less time than all the conjecture that this woman puts into it from her “insider” perspective.

I know.

Oh, chop off my toe! I’m going to give Rand Paul the spanking I can tell he has always wanted.

You must not live here. Unless you’re at elevation, you don’t get more than a dusting of snow once or twice a winter.

Yeah, the Pacific NW is ill prepared for...precipitation.

Mine has started walking backwards on all fours butt up in the air after going to the bathroom screaming “DADDY WIPE!!!!! DAAAAAADDDDYYYYY WIIIIIIIPE!!!”

How to start your day like Mocena:

That’s not even how evolution works. I admit, I couldn’t read your entire comment. About half way through it just made my brain hurt.

My house was all about the egg fried in bacon grease

Dude, you’re doing it wrong. You have to load that shit up! Huge chunks of grilled chicken or fish, slices of hard boiled egg, different kinds of sliced olives, steamed veggies from last night’s dinner, halved grape tomatoes, even avocado, cubed goat cheese. Then fantastic light champagne dressing or something you…

While I can understand your sentiment, a buffalo-chicken hero smothered with melted provolone cheese is not ungood.

The thing I love about Asian weddings is, we don’t fuck around. None of that open bar shit. (and honestly, how many people can afford a completely open bar?) At least one giant bottle of liquor, two bottles of soda as mixer, and wine at every table, minimum. The quality may vary depending on how cheap/broke the hosts…

I’m looking for world peace, the end of suffering, the end of hunger and a bright future for mankind, but I’ll probably settle for a kindle hdx.

I’m looking for world peace, the end of suffering, the end of hunger and a bright future for mankind, but I’ll…