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I guess what I am asking is how do I propose casual sex to someone? And also how do I make sure that this stranger that I am going to be having sex with isn't an axe murderer? What if they are all axe murderers? Is it even remotely safe to have sex with a stranger? Is casual sex overrated? Am I going to regret it?…

You're talking out of your penis here. Apart from the fact that the causal link between oral antibiotics and yeast infections is well established the things she's talking about actually are medically recommended:

That would imply some subtlety on the part of the vegan not to be seen. I have a feeling anyone wanting to weigh in is not going to hide their light under a bushel.

Besides which, no one can ROCK those shorts because i'm pretty sure my grandad owns them...

"It seems that when you want to make a woman into a hero, you hurt her first. When you want to make a man into a hero, you hurt… also a woman first." Leigh Alexander

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Kanye West, an artist as complicated, heart-driven, and relevant as Nirvana ever was

Yeah but you call your kids littleponies, I mean I assume they're your kids, so I can't take anything you say seriously. Ever.

Um, your vagina and your urethra are different things.

Pee doesn't come from your vagina, it comes from your urethra.

True but I still love the fact that Sarah Silverman is never not dressed like a casual stoner/me.

And it's my excuse for the rest of the day, like thus:

Much like 'detox', any diet with the term 'cleanse' is also bullshit, e.g. the 'juice cleanse', which is actually horrible for you, as it takes out all the nutritional fibrous material of fruit and leaves you with just the sugar. Just stay away from fad diets, people.

if you swear off Jack Daniels and spend two weeks eating celery and cucumbers instead of donuts, you'll probably feel better

Leading me to question his very humanity! It's exactly the kind of mistake an alien spy would make.

I'm sorry, I know you're a regular and beloved commenter on here and all that, but I really have to correct you. First of all, have you ever had bacterial vaginosis? No, I'm guessing not, considering that you do not have a vagina. It is an absolute nightmare, and it is NOT studied enough as it should. The medical…

Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara in one frame is too much, too much. It is burning my eyes.

I thought Ureaplasma Urealyticum was one of the common bacteria involved in UTIs, though less common than E. Coli and Group B Strep? I have no doubts you went through what you did, but at the doctor's offices I've worked we always test for these! Vagina burning/pain means first you pee in a cup and we test for UTI…