like i literally cant you are so cute, you clearly need a home where someone will take care of you.

Thank you. I like Paramore, but I really hate that song. And for rock song? That song is pop at best. An earworm I'd love to have die at worst. Rock is Meg Myers. Paramore is sometimes rock, often pop. I am no music snob. My iPod has some of the "shittiest" music around on it. But a music world where Iggy Azalea and…

And what the fuck the guy who was murdered was in the building where he lives. That was his home. He was murdered in his home. The police officer is scared to be in a building people call home because he's afraid of the people who live there.

So disgusting.

as expected Ariana "Starbucks cup with Cat Ears" Grande wins award for worst enunciation.

I would absolutely be terrified most of the time if I were a cop. That is why I'm not a cop. Can we puh-lease stop letting people who are too terrified to do their damn job become cops? People die.

I like Anna Kendrick. She's a talented person from Maine! I do wish this film didn't have Depp in it. I'm tired of his quirky, overacting ass, but I'll watch this film anyway. Great song!

So exactly how many lesbian couples will I see next Halloween dressed as Wendy and Peter Pan?

All I can picture is her grabbing dinner with an eighth-grader at the local Friendly's.

I have to tell this story somewhere. Last week I was walking in Boston, and a man who had been sitting on the ground stood up and asked me for money. I said I did not have any cash on me and kept walking. He started to walk next to me and explain why he needed the money. I told him again that I didn't have any cash.…

Werther's Original and Education Connection Girl had me weak as fuck.

Yeah, I actually wish that entertainers would say LESS about the "issues of the day". Because most of the time, they have nothing to add to the conversation.

I actually wish Iggy would not say anything because I'm pretty sure she'd just say something dumb. In fact, she could just not say anything ever again and that would also be cool. Let's not request comment from people who are definitely not going to add to the discussion.

marble mouth getting taken out by an angel is all well and good, but can we please talk about THE GREATEST ED SHEERAN PHOTO OF ALL TIME:

Seriously, that article made next to no sense.

IF BLACK PPL SAY 'N**GA' WHY DA WHITEZ CAN'T SAY??
REVERSE RACISMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

Why is it not a crime when Asian restaurants are racist?

How dare you defend yourself from ME! THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH FEMINISM.

When people say this kind of thing I wonder if they have hobbies.

OMG, that is so fucked up. It reminds me of the time I was riding the Paris metro to work early one morning and this dude sat next to me and asked me out for breakfast. I was like "umm no, it's 6am and I really just want to sit here in my pre-caffeinated grumpy haze." He got more and more agitated, started pacing…

IDK, I mean, I'm not a woman but if I were just riding the subway by myself and some guy physically assaulted me because he found me attractive, I'd be flattered. I dunno why women gotta make such a big deal about a guy thinking they're pretty and then violently attacking them for it. It's a compliment, ladies!