Yeah, this sounds a lot like the letter the school made a 10 year-old bully write to my son.

A more stylish (if less discreet) alternative to the lock pick credit card. My friend has a pair and they're really quite pretty.

At lunch I was with a few co-workers, who of course lamented the horror of Black Friday, sneaking in very snide remarks about all the poor black people they saw trying to kill each other on various videos.

An 11-year-old making a borderline inappropriate joke! The child! Won't somebody please think of her?!

Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? Is this how liberal white folks think? Gotta catch em all like races are Pokemon?

Everyone is worried about Scott Stapp

Oh I'd say she's had work done. It's most obvious around the top lip and the bridge of her nose. And her immobile brow.

No judgement but when did Britney start looking like Kristen Chenoweth?

I'm pretty sure they got Allison Williams because she was the only person available.

Okay, Tristen's mom, thanks for weighing in. By the way, you should feel bad for giving him that name.

The first time I went to London I stayed and ate at the Dorchester for free for the entire week, courtesy of the friend that took me. She didn't pay for it either, it was all on her expense account. She gave me her per diem everyday so I could take black cabs everywhere instead of the tube. Every night I came back to…

I try not to be judgey about May/December relationships; lord knows I have daddy issues.

Pharrell really needs to stop trying to sing

Something about the sweater, ginger hair, and freckles make this look like a really handsome 12 year old, and therefore a disappoint for my lady boner.

I don't get why teen fandom sometimes wants their stars to hook up and other times send death threats to girlfriends of pop stars (like Iggy Twigs or whatever the hell her name is).

Your words would be hilarious if they weren't so sad. See, it doesn't concern me if you think I'm evil. Not even remotely.

My only thought while clicking on this link was "Please let the dog live, please let the dog live..."

All dogs go to heaven, especially dogs like him.

I honestly hope the person that did this suffers violently a thousand times more than this poor dog. I hope they feel a million times the mental anguish of this family. What a goddamned shitbag. And please don't post back to me with any hippy dip turn the other cheek shit. I don't even get down like that.

Things like this remind me why I only believe in a Heaven for dogs.