Yep. I didn't expect commenters to be so oblivious - and so defensively oblivious too! - to the fact that there are people actually working tonight.

I totally get you. I have a lot of friends who are medical residents in NY, and their hospitals are telling them to come in early the day before their shift in order to CAMP OUT at the hospital so they are on time for their shift on Tuesday. One doc brought a suitcase to work so he could camp out until Wednesday.…

Girl, Miley Cyrus would KILL for this look right now!

The author of this Jez article couldn't spell it either. Teh langauagage. Iz hardz.

I love when people cry about the "PC brigade" as some sort of awful burden. God forbid, you have to use your brain and not fall back on your usual racist/sexist/generally idiotic jokes! Life is hard for assholes.

And with no water, apparently.

Why is this "revenge porn"?

Ok, that's cool if you want to sound like some old white dude blustering, "I grew up in [neighborhood] around [other race], so I KNOW they were ALL lazy and gross!"

I understand and apologize for flying off the cuff. However, I still think linking to another story of boorish Chinese airline passengers was confusing and distracting from the main point you were trying to make. It was like "Ok here's more supporting evidence! But oh uh yeah disregard it."

Well, if you're going to make racial generalizations, just stick with it! What is the point of being all "LOL nasty Mainlanders" and then wimping out in your other paragraphs? If you come out with the "My wife is Asian" defense, I'm going to roll my eyes so hard.

I was fine with this concierge idea until I got to this sentence:

Most men talking about cars and sports are most definitely not talking about "physical and mental discipline" or the intricate inner workings of automobiles. But you know what, Einstein was once quoted as saying, "Man, that ride looks SIIIIICK!" and there is a painting of him shirtless holding a beer glass while…

Indeed, HOW DARE women not be overly concerned with a man who would denigrate them over reading celebrity gossip?! Women should be grovelling at your feet, begging for forgiveness for taking part in such frivolous pursuits! I am sure at your Man Gatherings you only discuss the latest breakthroughs in stem cell…

Oh, please. Like your useless jabbering about football and cars is the zenith of intellectual sophistication.

Those chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs? It's the perfect food for picky five-year-olds.

I'm underwhelmed by Kylie's return "fire." Maybe it's the hilarious text speak that's diminishing the sting of her retort? Most of the time, though, celebrities are just idiots who will sound like your dumbest, most basic Facebook friend without the help of their publicists feeding them lines.

Yeah, apparently we should be googling/plagiarizing Reddit about ass rosebuds and semen-covered children's toys instead.

I love that Lance Bass is giving them his stamp of approval. Also, I think these guys wear more makeup than I do.

It's funny because "Behati Prinsloo" is spelled properly but no one thought to replace the first "Nor" with "Neither."

Perhaps she is taking lessons from the diva she is soon to replace??