"Nor the show nor the candy eating began with Behati Prinsloo, but she was certainly one of the vessels through which the candy was made possible."

You would be surprised! Granted, I've never seen this happen with lingerie, but swimsuits, yes. Maybe I am just very jaded to feminine displays of affection, haha.

I don't know a single pair of girl-friends who haven't taken a photo like that at some point in their lives. They will usually caption it with "love my wifeyy!!" or something. But usually no one cares unless they are hot.

I wrote a joking comment yesterday about how he probably watched the Mike Brown and Eric Garner fiascoes and thought, "Wow...cops can get away with that?! Sign me up!!"

I find it troubling that his desire to become a cop is just now being made public, in the midst of all this racist cop stuff coming to light. I was reading the Gawker article on his past crimes, one of which involved him throwing rocks and screaming the n-word at schoolchildren. I just imagine him thinking, "Damn,…

Kudos for your nice and witty reply to an unnecessarily snarky comment.

Now I'm imagining a table of diners going, "Shoo bee doo bap bap booo!!" while eating and it's making me feel better about this whole thing.

...no one said it wasn't a crime? But cool story, bro.

Well, a law degree is nothing compared to food service experience, so keep your logic to yourself!! /sarcasm/

This reminds me of an incident I witnessed with hospital security. A mentally ill patient had been handcuffed and was lying facedown on the ground. One of the security guards who subdued him grabbed his ear and twisted it so hard it began bleeding - guy almost tore the patient's ear off. This was all while the patient…

"I feel very bad" - he sounds like a 7-year-old apologizing for stealing crayons, not a man who just strangled another man to death.

Uh, how in the world did you jump from "This person is upset at a man opening fire on innocents" to "This person WANTS TO TORTURE HUMANS"? Pretty huge leap there...

#alllivesmatter #notallmen

I'm torn. On the one hand, this shirt offends every fiber of my being. On the other, I feel that he should continue to wear it as often as he can so women know to flee immediately!

I've pretty much had to avoid the comment section on every Brown/Ferguson-related article because I just can't handle being aware of so much disgusting ignorance and hatred in the world. Blegh!

First I was rolling my eyes, and then I got to the sentence, "You don't know enough to speak intelligently on this, so just be quiet" and burst out laughing. Even my grandmother could come up with a sicker burn! I mean, at least throw some "fuck you"s in there or something! Fool gets a 1.5/10 for trolling.

I'm just gonna post this brilliant piece I read a while back. Here's my favorite passage:

So the only difference between an "answer" and an "empty opinion" is taking a long, long, long time to figure out something simple? Look, hon, some people only need an hour to do their homework. You are probably the type of person who needed a week. You can denigrate others' mental facilities if it makes you feel…

If you still need more time to "figure out what actually happened," that's cool, take all the time you need. But don't try and generalize your slow-ass comprehension skills to the rest of us.

Oh my god, you two CANNOT be serious. Well actually, you know what? Trigger happy white men have been oppressed for far too long. I'm glad someone's finally taking the time to stand up for them!