Yeah, Casey Anthony, Andrea Yates, that fuck who left his son to die in a hot car so he could sext in the office, >80% of the fools on http://www.crimelibrary.com/blog/tag/bad-p…...definitely not your precious white ppl, no sirree!

Well, damn, I'm truly sorry for the fibromyalgia jab. The emergency room has worn down on my empathy, but that's no excuse, so I still apologize and hope you'll accept. I also wish you the best of luck with your treatment and hope you find a solution for your chronic pain.

Dude, you're doing the Lord's work. Your patience in dealing with all the future fibromyalgics of the world up in this post is very admirable.

One of the main things I am learning from Jez nowadays is that young 20-somethings are all morons in spite of having the wealth of knowledge that is Google right in front of their fingertips...

Stop liking your own posts. Also, "then" and "than" are not the same word. Did you even fucking go to school?

I'm sure successful, homeowning women everywhere are dying to listen to a lunatic with the spelling skills of a 7-year-old and a creepy obsession with firemen. "Their" and "there" are not the same word, you moron. And lay off the all-caps.

Oh no... Well, here I am looking a fool! Thanks for the etymology lesson. I am now both humbled and a bit smarter :)

This is neither here nor there, but THANK YOU FOR SPELLING "LEDE" CORRECTLY. I have seen "buried the lead" so often that I almost lost hope for the future of the English language.

So, it's not that no one "knew" that 3D breast imaging was more effective than traditional mammograms. It's just that hearing, "Well, duh, 3D images are better. Why? Cuz I think so! Sorry it's more expensive!" is not enough evidence to back up a nation-wide recommendation that all women should start getting…

I'm not talking about vulvas. I truly meant vaginas, so that's what I wrote. You know, those things that babies come out of?

Oh please. Scrotums are the fucking wimpiest body part in existence, other than the penis. Vaginas, on the other hand, can take a damn good beating. Anatomy 101 for you!

Here come all the "Thank goodness I majored in something useful like STEM!!" commenters. If you feel the need to put other people down for their personal choices, you are likely bitter and overworked at your supposedly "useful" job. This is coming from someone going to med school. I've never felt the need to shit on…

Having your infant sleep in his/her own crib is pretty much recommended by pediatricians everywhere (decreases risk of accidental smothering), so I will grudgingly commend her for promoting safety.

"He explained that she's a lawyer and apparently she's across the sea somewhere working on a case, off saving the world. It was a shame because I would have liked to have met her."

"Is there anyone you look at who makes you say to yourself, I hate you for that..."

Oh man, bet you're patting yourself on the back for that one. Community college computer classes are training you well.

Uh, not that he was 50 years old and asking an almost-child out?

Uh, where are you getting this info that MD's have "almost no scientific training"? FALSE. The first 2 years of medical school are chock full of biochemistry, immunology, microbiology and every -ology you could possibly imagine. Laboratory and clinical research is strongly encouraged, and medical students are trained…

STAY. IN. THE. MOUNTAINS.

Other people live in California too, you know. LA born and raised. I have never uttered "SoCal" in my entire damn life. Maybe I just didn't hang out with enough ditzes. I assume you say "San Fran" and "Frisco" too. Totes kewl. Cali4lyfe!