FluffnStuff
fluffnstuff
5/10/18
3:37 PM
175

.... I mean, having a fox could be way better than having a dog. They’re so cute!!

5/8/18
4:10 PM
59

Well, a “world record” according to one publication that exists to sell beer and settle bar bets. I mean, we keep referring to this thing as if it’s some sort of actual organization that means anything and it doesn’t. They choose the criteria and they choose whether or not to send somebody to verify and they choose

5/8/18
4:07 PM
71

trump is really worried that Saddam will attack America using Bin Laden.

5/8/18
3:50 PM
292

As they say, democracy is the theory that the people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

5/8/18
3:48 PM
30

“On Sunday, Melbourne’s Elizabeth Llorente broke the Guinness World Record for most burpees done in an hour by a woman.”

5/8/18
4:46 AM
3

“When they go low, we go high ... so it’s easier to copy their work. Be Best the most, America.”

5/7/18
9:36 PM
5

The body language in that picture would be LULZ if basically the entire world weren’t potentially going to be on fire tomorrow

5/7/18
7:01 PM
11

Can we talk about how Michelle’s was Be better, even though it’s not the superlative, is actually a much better concept? Be Best is ...stupid. Like so many tweets pointed out above. But beyond just the pure stupidness, in comparison Be Better suggested not just a pointless drive towards the best or the top regardless

5/7/18
1:56 PM
11

Yeah, this honestly seems like an innocent mistake and he seems like a nice man who is sensitive to the issue. The initial photo is just so jarring.

5/5/18
12:26 PM
205

Oh and fuck Erika. The stewardess didn’t endanger lives and you weren’t terrified. Yeah, you had a bad experience, and you absolutely deserve to have AA refund you for the flight. But your life wasn’t in any kind of danger.

5/1/18
1:43 PM
15

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