As a geologist, I can tell you that from the perspective of a geologist, women find me very handsome and attractive.

I would be more forgiving if he backed up his scientific assertions with actual data or reasoning, rather than “I’m a geologist”.

When your co-workers are openly saying “I’m glad you’ve embroiled yourself in an ethics scandal to distract the public from my own ongoing ethics scandal.”, it’s entirely possible there’s an ethics problem with the organization as a whole.

I better get to the hospital because all of this edge has me hemorrhaging.

The two children are dying because they’re starving to death and experiencing sickness from fallout. That is inherently “suffering” and it doesn’t matter whether it’s one set of children or the other (that criticism could be levied at any film’s characters). The deaths themselves are only incidental to the end of the…

People that scared should not be allowed to own guns.

So, these people are so afraid of getting robbed or burgled that they bought a Ring (which aren’t cheap), are members of the “neighborhood watch”, and own at least one gotdamb firearm. These people are also so stupid that they shot at said “daytime doorbell ringing robber/burglar” whilst said Ring was recording.

a dumb white bitch, that’s who.

Who the hell thinks someone is going to burglarize their house in broad daylight and by knocking on their door/ringing the doorbell?

i have no idea who brings you out of the greys but i wish they’d stop.

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

“But at the end of the day, Final Fantasy’s forays into co-opting Jungian metaphysics and noumenal vs. phenomenal worlds Germanic philosophy comes down to what feels like cursory reading of Western Phil 101.”

here’s my unpopular opinion: uhhhHHhhhHHhhhhHHHhhHhhHhHhhh that’s just your opinion manTheDude.gif

I’d like the mainstream media to stop referring to the NRA as a “gun rights advocacy group” and start referring to it more accurately as a “gun manufacturer’s lobbyist organization”.

Leave me out of this mess please

There’s an active shooter video at work that we’re all required to watch four times a year. In the video, one of the first things we’re told is that police officers are trained to look at someone’s hands, so we shouldn’t have anything in our hands that could be a weapon.

They’re good dudes, but I know in my heart they’ve seen and heard about sht like this going on, and they don’t say anything.

useful in discussions of Vantablack is this helpful tumblr explainer about Vantablack, and that fucker Anish Kapoor, and Stuart Semple (who has helpfully created “Black 2.0", which is almost as black but way cheaper and available to anybody but that fucker Anish Kapoor):

Yogurt again, somehow.

A year and a half is nothing (plus you’re not factoring in the time it took to actually do the interview and get the story done; Ronan Farrow worked on his interviews with Weinstein’s victims for years). It took forty years for Roy Moore’s victims to come forward – in great part because nobody, but especially no woman…