“what her own nude, oiled bod smells like”

*Ding-Dong

#MyMomsMeatloafIsBetter

Don’t be so right!

“...the data for Texas, researchers found they had to correct some of the data on drivers’ ethnic backgrounds because officers had misidentified Latinx drivers for white ones.”

Ah yes! Hiring a lawyer to assist in legal troubles as an investigation begins. The Time-Honored approach of someone who is innocent. (sarcasm level 100%)

Let me go ahead get this of my chest now

Pick a spot on the globe and google “visas” for the place. It can be pretty hard to stay abroad. Just knowing the number of hurdles you have to jump to get paperwork done is a good start.

If only they had body-cameras to add evidence to their claim...

How dumb is this guy? if he had bought a gun, he would have had the biggest Bigot alliance in the country behind him. (sarcasm, fuck the NRA)

I utterly adore how re-usable that comment is, simply with swapping “asparagus”

I am SO READY to caption a picture of Trump standing in court for this

That beautiful moment when adding “will not be prosecuted for sexual harrassment or explicit racial bigotry” to the job requirements suddenly invalidates your entire company workforce.

What, is she like, on hand if a sniper tags Pence? Some sort of VP understudy?

That was beautiful

Wouldn’t surprise me if the “procedure” is a simple injection of “a Gift from God” while the “host” is unconcious. Very Alt-Medical.

That would be so awesome

In a just and righteous world, there is already a Gofundme to get these parents pizza for life or something...

What about the damage to Twitter Inc.? He’d get bummed about that... maybe?