“what her own nude, oiled bod smells like”

*Ding-Dong

#MyMomsMeatloafIsBetter

Don’t be so right!

“...the data for Texas, researchers found they had to correct some of the data on drivers’ ethnic backgrounds because officers had misidentified Latinx drivers for white ones.”

Ah yes! Hiring a lawyer to assist in legal troubles as an investigation begins. The Time-Honored approach of someone who is innocent. (sarcasm level 100%)

Let me go ahead get this of my chest now

Pick a spot on the globe and google “visas” for the place. It can be pretty hard to stay abroad. Just knowing the number of hurdles you have to jump to get paperwork done is a good start.

I liked my Mom’s Meatloaf better. 2/5 Would not recommend.

If only they had body-cameras to add evidence to their claim...

How dumb is this guy? if he had bought a gun, he would have had the biggest Bigot alliance in the country behind him. (sarcasm, fuck the NRA)

I utterly adore how re-usable that comment is, simply with swapping “asparagus”

I am SO READY to caption a picture of Trump standing in court for this

That beautiful moment when adding “will not be prosecuted for sexual harrassment or explicit racial bigotry” to the job requirements suddenly invalidates your entire company workforce.

All the best internet arguments end the same way

Can’t “just eat it” Brah. Wifi is down, so the teeth won’t operate, lol

What, is she like, on hand if a sniper tags Pence? Some sort of VP understudy?

That was beautiful

if it helps, I do feel a little ad about it:)